This is the best mayonnaise on Earth, bitch.

[S O F I]

Use that shit like jelly. Spread it like tea pate. So good I lube my cock with it. Trust.

 

[Jokerman]

Mit Sonnen-blumen-Öl? Damn!

 

[vg4030]

Did some guy named Tom jizz in a jar?

 

[EDouble]

Dukes the best

 

[_carmi]

what's so special about it?

 

[Tha_Wood]

Is it vegan?

 

[Flipmo]

Can I snort it?

 

[Pittsey]

Dukes the best

You like Duke's mayo? Ladies and Gentleman we have a homosexual in our midsts. You build the fire, I'll get the rope. We can burn the witch in the name of Jesus.

 

[Ristol]

Ketchup ftw

 

[S O F I]

what's so special about it?

It tastes the best.

 

[Jokerman]

And it's also good as a perfume.

 

[S O F I]

in Poland.

 

[masta247]

So why did you move to America anyway, mr Sofi? I've heard that your true home was the bomb.. Oops

 

[Casey]

Is it vegan?

The fact that there's a great big egg on the front of the jar should answer that question.

 

[Pittsey]

^^

I love me some foetus on toast.

 

[ARon]

Everyone loves them some stereotypes. I don't eat mayo. my friends says its cus im black, but of course im not. Anywho is to white the bread a white person thing or not

 

[Flipmo]

I gave that bitch some mayo - bitches love mayo.

 

[S O F I]

The fact that there's a great big egg on the front of the jar should answer that question.

http://forksoverknives.com/

I think I'll go see this soon.

 

[Casey]

http://forksoverknives.com/

I think I'll go see this soon.

That looks great. I will be urging people to see it. Hopefully it's getting a wide theatrical release.

Defensive meat and dairy-eaters will deny it up and down.

But what the people are saying in that trailer is absolutely true, and it can all be backed up with statistics (the comparison to traditional eastern diets is a great one). Many forms of cancer, and things like heart disease, diabetes and obesity are practically non-existent in cultures of plant-based diets. This is a fact. Osteoporosis is non-existent in cultures that do not consume cow's milk, and extremely prevalent in the cultures where cow's milk is drank heavily. It's a completely ineffective calcium source and the dairy farms spend billions annually trying to convince people of the exact opposite.

I don't look at veganism as being some sort of elitist club where we've figured out all the answers and are therefore allowed to be completely condescending to everyone else. If people don't want to hear truth and facts from me, fine. If people are happy knowingly being at a far bigger risk of cancers, heart disease, diabetes, obesity and all sort of other things, fine. But unfortunately most people simply don't know. And while the knowingly ignorant are the most frustrating, they're still the minority and I don't say the things I say for their benefit.

Something I usually tell people, is, next time you go grocery shopping, just take a mental note of all the things in the store that are either the flesh or by-product of an animal, and ponder the implications. This works because the more animal products you consume, the unhealthier you generally are. There's a clear correlation, and most people tend to be quite shocked by this.

 

[Pittsey]

^^

I agree with you.

But I still eat meat. I think people like me are beyond reasoning. We are like meat addicts. We are socially aware of the implications we cause by doing it, yet we do it because we like the taste.

You forgot to mention how we could probably end world poverty if we all eat veggies too. Which is my favourite pro vegan fact.