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[keco52]

I broke 3 fluorescent lightbulbs this morning and left them in the bathroom because I was running late. My house is probably marinating in mercury fumes. I'm prob gonna die huh

 

[Chronic]

Don't worry I cleaned it up, I was there anyway. I bet you feel like an ingrate now little miss restraining order.

 

[keco52]

If you were there why didn't you snuggle me :*( ...it was cold last night. You could have changed the lightbulb too so I didn't break 3 before I realized I wasn't tall enough to reach.

 

[Pittsey]

I saw Chronic clean it up from my bathroom cupboard.

 

[EDouble]

^wtf does that mean

 

[keco52]

I didn't die...in case you were worried

 

[Bobby Sands]

thats great news kelli. thank god for that.

:unsure:

 

[dilla]

How many kecos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. When turns her cooter into a lamp.

 

[keco52]

cooter? really?

 

[dilla]

I didn't want to say "cunt" or "snatch." But I still had to be a bit more vulgar that "vagina."

 

[Pittsey]

If the above is true.... Is Keco Sticky Vicky?

 

[Ristol]

But Smacky you say cunt more than anyone. Except maybe me, when I'm talking about you saying cunt.

 

[Stred]

How many kecos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. When turns her cooter into a lamp.

C'mon dude you can do better than that.. how bout:

How many kecos does it take to change a light bulb ?

Only one, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

or

How many kecos does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write about how it felt.

 

[dilla]

But Smacky you say cunt more than anyone. Except maybe me, when I'm talking about you saying cunt.

Yes, but I respect Kelli more than I do random women. I call her names out of love. I do the same to my friends and dogs because my actions speak louder and a lot nicer than my words.

 

[keco52]

Yes, but I respect Kelli more than I do random women. I call her names out of love. I do the same to my friends and dogs because my actions speak louder and a lot nicer than my words.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you do? :amazed: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :love:

thank you for referring to my vagina as a cooter instead of a cunt...we appreciate that.

 

[Preach]

i prefer my penis to be called "mr. nilsson" instead of "cock" so i totally know how you feel kelli

 

[dilla]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you do? :amazed: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :love:

thank you for referring to my vagina as a cooter instead of a cunt...we appreciate that.

I probably shouldn't have mentioned it.

 

[Flipmo]

i prefer my penis to be called "mr. nilsson" instead of "cock" so i totally know how you feel kelli

Really? I call mine Bob Backlund

 

[keco52]

I probably shouldn't have mentioned it.

you likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee me and I'll never let you forget :amuse: