The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-days Saints nun

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So I have a seat in the subway. I make sure to sit away from that girl who has a name tag with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-days Saints and Sister ______. So this black dude makes the mistake of sitting next to her, and get harrassed. I'm being thankful for not sitting there. Then at this station the subway gets almost empty, there is a seat available next to me. The nun sits next to me, talks about the bag I had (I had just went shopping) because it's a store based in the States (Forever 21) and she came from Arizona. Anyhow she seemed rather nice, discussing stores and how she's on a mission in Montreal, Qc, Canada for a year and a half and that she's leaving next month. Then as I'm at my station (which actually happened to be the one she was dropping off as well), she tries to give me a card. I refuse politely. Then she tells me I could meet some clean friends. I ask her if she implied that my friends were dirty. She didn't know what to say. Then she tries to imply I could meet new people. I'm like no thank you I like my dirty friends and leave.

What a bitch.



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bah we discussed a bit faith and shit, as she kept saying how SHE HAS the spiritual knowledge. i'm like good for you! but i don't give a fuck.
 
mormons are a false religion anyway.

all religions are false.

oops sorry i forgot. the bible is the word of god. we know this, because it says so, in the bible.

"god", jewgod, jesus, allah and all "deities" can all suck a fat fuckin dick as far as i'm concerned. except for buddha. I like that guy. I'd smoke a joint with him.

now watch me suffer some bad fuckin luck for saying that. oh wait, i'm the most succesful person I know. probably because I understand that i'm the only person that has any control over my life.

can't wait for us to find some life on another planet so we can finally put this garbage to rest......except you religious fools will probably randomly discover a new part of the bible that is even older than what exists now. in fact I may just write it myself. here's how it'll go.

"In the beginning there was the word. god made some craptacular planet called earth and put humans on it but even though he's so freakin awesome it still took him a week. well we think it took him a week, but time hadn't been invented yet so it may have been 500 billion years. anyway before that he actually made some other planets with other lifeforms, but he made humankind so fuckin slow and retarded that it took them another 2000 and something years (after the birth of some wizard chap called jesus who was actually black but white people didn't like that so they made him white later on in their stupid books and crappy paintings) to find the other planets and other life. For some fucking retarded reason, some idiot decided that because this jesus fellow was such a fucking pimp ass nigga, we'd forget that there was actually civilisation before him, and from that point on the year he was born would be known as 0 even though we don't actually know exactly when he was born."

fucking hell you religious people are retarded. i want to piss in your "holy" water.
 
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So I have a seat in the subway. I make sure to sit away from that girl who has a name tag with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-days Saints and Sister ______. So this black dude makes the mistake of sitting next to her, and get harrassed. I'm being thankful for not sitting there. Then at this station the subway gets almost empty, there is a seat available next to me. The nun sits next to me, talks about the bag I had (I had just went shopping) because it's a store based in the States (Forever 21) and she came from Arizona. Anyhow she seemed rather nice, discussing stores and how she's on a mission in Montreal, Qc, Canada for a year and a half and that she's leaving next month. Then as I'm at my station (which actually happened to be the one she was dropping off as well), she tries to give me a card. I refuse politely. Then she tells me I could meet some clean friends. I ask her if she implied that my friends were dirty. She didn't know what to say. Then she tries to imply I could meet new people. I'm like no thank you I like my dirty friends and leave.

What a bitch.



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