You're dead

Duke

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Yeah, so you're dead. Heart attack, bus attack, alien attack, spousal attack, ethnic attack, whatever. You done kicked the bucket.

Now, where do you want to be buried or your ashes to be dispersed?

Pick any place. Preferably on Earth but don't let it limit your imagination.


(I just know some cheesy motherfucker is gonna say "keco's backyard")
 
I'm not sure but I know that I wouldn't want to be buried.

Come to think of it, it would be cool to have my ashes dispersed a bit on every continent around the globe. More realisticly some here and some for example in Australia or Hawaii or other far away place.
 
I don't care.


maybe get my ashes shot out of a cannon like hunter s. thompson..


naw, fuck that.
 
someplace where the hoes i used to know from before can kiss me from my head to my toe.

after that, bury me face down with my dick in the grass, so...
 
My girlfriend and I had this conversation the other day, well it was more be buried or turned to ashes. I said it would be cooler to be a skeleton than some dust. So I guess I'm going to say somewhere where I can last a while and some people in the future will dig me up a couple million years down the line like that hominid named Lucy.

Masta has a decent idea but instead of ashes I'd choose to be William Wallace'd ha.
 
I wouldn't ever want to be buried. The vision of bugs eating out my balls and brain and.. everything is just a huge no no to me. I want to be burned to ashes as soon as I die before any ugly larves start living beneath my skin.
 
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lol @ you done kicked the bucket. I want to donate my body and have them cut me up in little slices. or or...be on display at a bodies exhibit like those chinese prisoners. I'm such an attention hoor. :noworry:
 
I want to be cryogenically frozen so that they can bring me back to life someday.

I mean, there is quite clearly and obviously nothing that's gonna happen after you die (the entire concept of a heaven/hell is the most laughably hilarious bullshit I've ever heard), so I will bide my time in stasis until technology develops far enough.
 
^^something will happen actually

we're gonna have a huge party :)

Yep. The entire living population will party to celebrate the awesomeness that was my life, to a soundtrack of my own songs and Prince.

I will have it all recorded in super HD so that when they unfreeze me I can watch it. :)
 
the entire concept of a heaven/hell is the most laughably hilarious bullshit I've ever heard

Wut? There's Thugz mansion! I know because Pac was there and he rapped from there zOmg newb :p!
But you actually have to kill people, be a bad man and sell drugs to get there :(
Come to think of it Little LaTasha had to be a very tough gangsta girl to get there.
 
ok, I wouldnt but I will say this

I just lost my sister, Fernanda,june28th, in a car accident, she was 19, the younger in the family, it was and it still is very sad and difficult for me and my family, she was the perfect sister and person, really calm, cautious, with a lot (I mean really lot) of friends and it turned our life upside down...
so we had to decide in a couple of hours this question, me my dad and my mom,
No one discuss about it seriously, like, "hey dad when I pass away I want to be cremated, aight !" But in some informal conversation between us, our beliefs and stuff, we somehow decided that our preference was to be cremated.

And, with my own sad experience it was the best thing to do at the moment, I'm sure there is someone here who already lost a parent or someone that you love.
I dont wish that to my worst enemy, actually to anyone, its a undescribed pain and you feel so weak, impotent.

I dont follow any religion, my parents are catholics , so we have a couple of differences about life, god, afterlife... but at this point we came to a common opinion.

She was so strong, her energy smile happiness was just so perfect that we didnt want to keep her in a place at the cemetery inside a casket.
We wanted to set that energy..everything she mean to us, free...
She had a lot of drems, she was in a very happy and successfull part of her life planning a study trip to Italy and a lot of other things... so we want to set her ashes free in a beautiful beach near our house.... to go with the wind, the sea and the world energy.
We dont want any familiar place, our beach house, a place that we usually go or that we have nice memories...theres a beach about 40minutes from here wich is called Praia do Sonho (Dreams Beach) and next week I guess we're going there to say the last goodbye.....

sorry about the long post, but I'm working and kind of sad today, I needed to write it down....
 

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