Your own Island

I don't know what I would call it. I would have to think about it for a while. But it would definately have music, cars, racing circuits, women and beaches on it. I would run the island obviously, but I would mingle with the citizens every day. I would throw any fuckwits off the island quick smart. I'd expect everyone to get along well with each other. I would have to invent some form of questionnaire for people to apply for citizenship.
 
DrugBa11ad said:
How can you even say you have an IQ when you "talk lik thiz wit 'u's and 'i don's"?

i save time typin like this, so stfu. and how can i talk like this in real life, all my words r jus shorter, they don change the pronounciations. also ive never typed "lik" or "thiz" in my life.

thanks KAMI for stickin up for me :D dont wry ur not an idiot lol :rolleyes:
 
MATW95 said:
I'd call it "Let's Get Blazed" and make the legal drinking age 8 so that everybody could be fucked up all day. It'd be pretty bad health-wise, but it'd be a helluva time.

I can relate man, let's go for it
 
I'd call it Island (duh). I wouldn't run it, I'd have people running it for me, :D. laws of (universal) nature and religion.
 
If I owned an Island, I wouldn't want alot of people to know about it, just me and a select few of my closest friends. So I wouldn't name it or make laws, I would just keep it good for me and my friends.
 
Saint33 said:
I wud call mine New Heaven, and citizens wouldnt be called citizens theyd be called saints :p It wud be a diplomatic country (with me in charge obviously) and i would make pretty much all the normal laws, sept it wud be legal to kill ne American lol i don want my countries average IQ to decrease alot. lol :D
Diplomatic country? As in the foundation of your government will be negotiating with foreign nations? If you have to rely on other nations for survival then you might as well enslave your own people and kill yourself because someone will do it for you eventually.

And way to allow the murder of American citizens. That's real diplomatic of you. Pissing off a country that has enough nuclear weapons to blow up the entire world 6 times over would be my goal too.
nail_polish said:
id called mines "Ziggun", only women and orangutans would be freed citizens, all men would be slaves and subjected to cruelest humiliation at any given expenses...there will be plenty of tropical fruits and no diseases and any foreigners who come on land will be quartered and mained to make sure others from outside dont come and pillages the place like Columbus did! we'd all party all night with no clothing on :p and the government type will be draconian types...
Your country would fail because women can't run shit. Y'all would be too busy discussing shit instead of actually acting on anything. Nothing would get done. You'd be better off having the orangutans run your government.
Duke said:
Regardless, i'd call my island "Pendulum", I'd be the dictator and make decisions accordingly. :thumb:
Your country would fail because it would have a moron leading them.
MATW95 said:
I'd call it "Let's Get Blazed" and make the legal drinking age 8 so that everybody could be fucked up all day. It'd be pretty bad health-wise, but it'd be a helluva time.
What does drinking have to do with getting blazed?
Khaled said:
i'll make all drugs legal, and turn into a free Las Vegas with night clubs and casinos and hotels all around.
Poverty ravages your nation because your would-be main source of income, tourism, does not bring in any money, so American tourists leach of your alcohol and casinos. Your nation has no means to advance beyond this because instead of getting educated and furthering science and technology, your people were ingesting shrooms and hallucinating about leprechauns and chocolate milk.
simo said:
I don't know what I would call it. I would have to think about it for a while. But it would definately have music, cars, racing circuits, women and beaches on it. I would run the island obviously, but I would mingle with the citizens every day. I would throw any fuckwits off the island quick smart. I'd expect everyone to get along well with each other. I would have to invent some form of questionnaire for people to apply for citizenship.
Smartest post I've seen. As long as you keep your people happy and aren't assassinated during your mingling, I see nothing wrong with this.
Yeshua said:
I'd call it Island (duh). I wouldn't run it, I'd have people running it for me, :D. laws of (universal) nature and religion.
Laws of which religion? And do you only allow that religion to be practiced? Or if you mean in a general sense (i.e. thou shalt not kill), are your laws limited to that?
~live2tell~ said:
If I owned an Island, I wouldn't want alot of people to know about it, just me and a select few of my closest friends. So I wouldn't name it or make laws, I would just keep it good for me and my friends.
Good until someone who doesn't care takes over.
DJ Harris said:
isla la musica "where everyday is a party" LOL!

i'd be the DJ all day everyday innit! errbody welcome! n everything is free! no laws / no violence just parlay!
Peace without law = impossible. Result? Failure.
 
My country would be an parliamentary monarchy. The monarch (originally me) would rule for life, until he stepped down, or forfeited his power through extralegal actions. After each monarch's rule, a new monarch would be elected by the popular vote of all citizens. The monarch would have supreme executive authority within the bounds of the laws of the state. The legislature (Parliament) would make all the laws, but they would have to be approved by the monarch. If a law was not apporved by the monarch, his decision could be overturned by a 2/3 majority of Parliament. Parliament would consist of members from the different regions elected every 4 years. The number of members from each region woul dbe determined by the population of that region to better represent the needs and wants of the people of that region. If the monarch oversteps his bounds, he may be removed through a 2/3 voted of the legislature and a simple majority of the people.

The economy structure of the state would be capitalism with socialist principles. Tax rates would be significantly higher for those who made more money, with no cap on taxable income, and that revenue would be redistributed through the community through either direct relief or domestic programs such as free health care and education. In other words, people who work harder will be more well off, but not so much as anyone in my state will suffer from poverty. By living in my country you agree, whether openly or tacitly, that no man will suffer at the expense of another's luxury and leisure.

Everyone must attend college and every man must serve in the military (women optional) for one year minimum.

Everyone eligible must vote. At 16 you become eligible to take an exam on the history of government and current affairs to win your right to vote. At 18, you must take the exam. If you fail, you take a course at the nearest university and you keep taking that test until your dumb ass passes it. There will be no ignorance on my island.

There will also be no drugs. My society will flourish. It will not waste itself away with the inane and fleeting pleasures of any drug. All imports will be throughly inspected because I will not have a pussy-passive system like the U.S. does.

Everyone wil lbe happy. Why? Because they have a say in government, no one is suffering, and their rights are protected.

The name of my island will be "No Bullshitland."
 
i wouldnt name my island or put it on the map

only select people would be invited and would be a self sutaining island, hemp would be used for clothes and paper and smoking, soy would be used for food, ink, besides the natural habitat of fruits and vegetables i would try and introduce some others in the agriculture

everybody including women and children would be trained in guerilla warfare incase of the inevitable attempted takeover

there would be no power of command, simply "elders"

it would be the bomb and the true meaning of anarchy would reign supreme
 
Saint33 said:
WOW AmerikazMost, can u talk bout killing a thread? hahaha jus diss everyone then post a massively long post on ur own opinion

but ur island would probably last the longest lol so u beat us all :rolleyes:
lmao

i haven't had a good debate with anyone in a long time, so i felt the need to shut someone down. y'all were just in the wrong place at the wrong time :D
 

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