yo mama ..

[devils_advok8]

Yo mama's so fat she broke a branch on the family tree

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

yo mama's so ugly when she put her face beside the bowl to hear snap, crackle and pop all she heard was, "ahhh, lets get the fuck outta here!"

 

[Casey]

yo mama's so fat, she tried to jump up and got stuck.

 

[Casey]

/\/\/\ ?????

what the fuck? i just made that post and it says underneath "last edited by bonzo : november 8th 2002 at 11:34PM"

bug in the forums?

 

[Get In The Van I Have Candy]

yo mama's so fat, she tried to jump up and got stuck.

Welcome to July... and yes a bug

 

[Luv4Pac4Ever]

Yo momma so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo momma so fat I had to have a map to walk around her.
Yo momma so short she sat on the curb swinging her legs.

I got tons more but I'm too tired to type em right now.

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What...does.... yield... mean?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."

Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.

yo mama is so old, that she knew burger king when he still was a prince.

 

[IMAGINATIVES]

Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her panties to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama's so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip.
Yo mama's so ghetto, she washes paper plates.

peace...

 

[Duke]

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.

thats the only one that made me chuckle

 

[Missy "C"]

lol, I'd never heard this kind of jokes, very nice thread

 

[Saint33]

Yo mamas so fat, she needs a watch on each arm........ one for each timezone

Yo mamas so dumb, she doesnt get this joke

 

[Jeremy]

lol, alot of them are funny.

 

[IMAGINATIVES]

yo mama like a shotgun, one cock and she's ready to blow...
yo mama so fat she uses a freeway as a slip and slide...
yo mama so poor, her front door and back door are on the same hinge...
yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway...
yo mama so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic...
yo mama so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps...
yo mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
yo mama so ugly, she made blind kids cry...

peace...