But that's a genius idea, Rukas. Martin Lawrence and Will Smith taking down the Decepticons with Shia along trying to be down and cracking wise and getting shut the fuck down by M.L. every time. Imagine the classic awkward "Wait, that's not as gay as it looks!" scene the three of them could be featured in. Their combined star power would also alleviate any studio's concern about decreased ticket sales from an R rating so every 30 seconds you could cut to a shot of Megan Fox jumping on a trampoline, Megan Fox drunk trying to tie on a bikini, Megan Fox trying to breathe through her nose, etc.