When being nice to old ladies backfires in a sexual way; a true story

Rukas

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Ok so I went grocery shopping on my lunch break to get the bare essentials; deodorant, razors, shaving cream and chocolate. When I walked out counting my change I hear footsteps really close behind me and sense someone is getting really close to me, I turn around and startle and older lady who apologizes and says "Ooops sorry to stalk you." I smile politely, always wanting to show respect to my elders, and comment that "Don't worry about it, Ive always wanted to be stalked by a beautiful women," to lighten the mood and be nice (or perhaps it was the deodorant fumes I sniffed in while sampling which to get), expecting this older lady to think I was sweet as she walked away smiling, her day being that little bit better.

Well, needless to say I was quite shocked, a little scared, and plenty confused when she told me "Oh thats sweet, my name is ****, nice to meet you. My husband is out of town...."

At that I smiled ockwardly and pulled a complete 180 into the newsagent I was walking past, where I proceeded to buy the film magazine, Empire because of the cool photo of Darth Vader on the front and features on Star Wars and Kingdom of Heaven.

Weird lunch break. But at least I have a new line for a track, "Rukas, so hot even your grandma wants me."
 
Mate, thats wierd as hell, how old was she?, i've been banging this 37 year old recently, its really strange because damn that aint far off my mum :(
 
Rukas said:
Well, needless to say I was quite shocked, a little scared, and plenty confused when she told me "Oh thats sweet, my name is ****, nice to meet you. My husband is out of town...."

lol, she got you back good! What a smart ass! :thumb:
 
Rukas said:
Ok so I went grocery shopping on my lunch break to get the bare essentials; deodorant, razors, shaving cream and chocolate. When I walked out counting my change I hear footsteps really close behind me and sense someone is getting really close to me, I turn around and startle and older lady who apologizes and says "Ooops sorry to stalk you." I smile politely, always wanting to show respect to my elders, and comment that "Don't worry about it, Ive always wanted to be stalked by a beautiful women," to lighten the mood and be nice (or perhaps it was the deodorant fumes I sniffed in while sampling which to get), expecting this older lady to think I was sweet as she walked away smiling, her day being that little bit better.

Well, needless to say I was quite shocked, a little scared, and plenty confused when she told me "Oh thats sweet, my name is ****, nice to meet you. My husband is out of town...."

At that I smiled ockwardly and pulled a complete 180 into the newsagent I was walking past, where I proceeded to buy the film magazine, Empire because of the cool photo of Darth Vader on the front and features on Star Wars and Kingdom of Heaven.

Weird lunch break. But at least I have a new line for a track, "Rukas, so hot even your grandma wants me."
It seems like your new Mecca nurse "kicks" paid off, Rukas :D
 
Yeah, there's a chance she was joking & your ego got the best of you.

Then again, maybe you've made such a name for yourself as a slut that even the oldies are feeling like they can get some....
 
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