Ok so I went grocery shopping on my lunch break to get the bare essentials; deodorant, razors, shaving cream and chocolate. When I walked out counting my change I hear footsteps really close behind me and sense someone is getting really close to me, I turn around and startle and older lady who apologizes and says "Ooops sorry to stalk you." I smile politely, always wanting to show respect to my elders, and comment that "Don't worry about it, Ive always wanted to be stalked by a beautiful women," to lighten the mood and be nice (or perhaps it was the deodorant fumes I sniffed in while sampling which to get), expecting this older lady to think I was sweet as she walked away smiling, her day being that little bit better.
Well, needless to say I was quite shocked, a little scared, and plenty confused when she told me "Oh thats sweet, my name is ****, nice to meet you. My husband is out of town...."
At that I smiled ockwardly and pulled a complete 180 into the newsagent I was walking past, where I proceeded to buy the film magazine, Empire because of the cool photo of Darth Vader on the front and features on Star Wars and Kingdom of Heaven.
Weird lunch break. But at least I have a new line for a track, "Rukas, so hot even your grandma wants me."
Well, needless to say I was quite shocked, a little scared, and plenty confused when she told me "Oh thats sweet, my name is ****, nice to meet you. My husband is out of town...."
At that I smiled ockwardly and pulled a complete 180 into the newsagent I was walking past, where I proceeded to buy the film magazine, Empire because of the cool photo of Darth Vader on the front and features on Star Wars and Kingdom of Heaven.
Weird lunch break. But at least I have a new line for a track, "Rukas, so hot even your grandma wants me."
