What Are You Eating/Drinking Right Now

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

A cold double cheese burger??

That's forward planning my brother...

 

[2Pax]

And cheeseburgers reheated in the microwave lose about 75% of their taste, and 50% texture, and 30% firmness.

 

[Emma]

I want a burger king chicken royale *wishes she lived closer to cambridge *

 

[2Pax]

^Why cambridge?

 

[Emma]

^Why cambridge?

If my calculations are correct, then Cambridge has the closest burger king I live 6 miles outside cambridge

 

[2Pax]

If my calculations are correct, then Cambridge has the closest burger king I live 6 miles outside cambridge

lol wow I have about 4 Burger Kings in a 5 mile radius of where I live.

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

And I thought we were just joking about you being a fatty.....

'If my calculations are correct' the quickest way I can shovel food down my throat is to go this way & that way, take a short cut here, do a walk thru in the drive thru, tell them not to bag it & devour it while handing over my money.

 

[Emma]

I'm a fat bitch a proud one at that lol

 

[2Pax]

^Careful CC gets turned on by that kind of stuff.

 

[Emma]

lol wow I have about 4 Burger Kings in a 5 mile radius of where I live.

I know of 2 or 3 in the City Center. I know there must be more somewhere but I only know those 2

 

[2Pax]

^One day they'll do a delivery service and u wont have to leave your house.

 

[Emma]

They can turn my house into a burger king.

 

[2Pax]

lol yea drive through going through your living room while ur mam is watching east enders.

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Emma!

Use your 'fatty sense'!!

When nearing a fast food shop you will get momentary flashes of fat, greasy food & supersize soft drinks.

When you get to the actual building, you will realize that the only sober people at fast food joints at this time of night are FATTIES!!!

In other words, don't give in to your lard laced cravings...

 

[Emma]

Funny thing is I actually can't stand greasy food after awhile, cos it just ends up tasting like crap .. but I love grease so much I will marry a chicken royale tho .. then eat him.

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

I am now officially tripping.

My 'fatty sense' was a rip off of 'spidey sense' & now you are exhibiting traits of the Black Widow Spider....

 

[Emma]

spider man wanna party wit chuu .. meh I dunno

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

You, too, appear to be tripping now lol

 

[2Pax]

Your both tripping now go to bed, NOW!

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Quick drink of water, shut down computer, lights out, snuggle up in my Pinnochio covers & it's sayonara.....nighty-night. (3:30AM, a hardcore mo'fo' am I)