This is what I can't stand

Big Easy said:
I have a similar circumstance in the video store, I recollect it perfectly because it was so annoying.

Store: Suncoast
DVD Being Purchased: The Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy (Full Screen)
Clerk: Nerdy Mid-20's Female Geek

Me: *walks up to the counter with my DVD* Hi, how are you?
Clerk: Good, thanks! Have you seen this movie yet?
Me: No I haven't, have you? I heard it's good--that's why I'm getting it.
Clerk: Haha, yes I love it.
Me: Good, good. *awkward silence*
Clerk: ....
Me: ....
Me: ?
Clerk: Can I suggest to you getting this in the wide screen format?
Me: Nah, I really don't like the wide screen, it's too small and choppy on my TV.
Clerk: What kind of TV do you have?
Me: A big screen.
Clerk: Me too, is yours HD?
Me: Yeah.
Clerk: Same here, wide screen looks perfect.
**awkward silence**
Me: ...well I really just dont want wide screen.
Clerk: Well, in Full Frame it cuts off some of the movie.
Me: I'm fine.
Clerk: Okay, well if you need to return it because it's Full Frame, here's your receipt.

What kept you from tearing her tonsils out?
 
Big Easy said:
I have a similar circumstance in the video store, I recollect it perfectly because it was so annoying.

Store: Suncoast
DVD Being Purchased: The Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy (Full Screen)
Clerk: Nerdy Mid-20's Female Geek


Me: *walks up to the counter with my DVD* Hi, how are you?
Clerk: Good, thanks! Have you seen this movie yet?
Me: No I haven't, have you? I heard it's good--that's why I'm getting it.
Clerk: Haha, yes I love it.
Me: Good, good. *awkward silence*
Clerk: ....
Me: ....
Me: ?
Clerk: Can I suggest to you getting this in the wide screen format?
Me: Nah, I really don't like the wide screen, it's too small and choppy on my TV.
Clerk: What kind of TV do you have?
Me: A big screen.
Clerk: Me too, is yours HD?
Me: Yeah.
Clerk: Same here, wide screen looks perfect.
**awkward silence**
Me: ...well I really just dont want wide screen.
Clerk: Well, in Full Frame it cuts off some of the movie.
Me: I'm fine.
Clerk: Okay, well if you need to return it because it's Full Frame, here's your receipt.

FUCK FULL FRAME!
 
Jokerman said:
Oh yeah, someone reminded me, the salespeople. They are the worst.

"Can I help you?"
"I just walked into the fucking store! Can I take a look around first? If I want you, I will call you over, okay?"

And then they stare at you the whole time.

Oh God I so hate it when to they do this
 
not really ken said:
So basically the only time that people are nice to each other in America is when they are serving something to you (for money) and even then the average American is rude and uses profanity.

Good generalization.
 
SiGh said:
we aint mean out here in america..we're nice as shit. i mean dont git me wrong..ill stab ur ass in the face..if u look at me weird or if ur grilling me. but other den dat. ima nice nigga u kno im sayin.

LOL:laugh: I wouldnt wanna get on ur bad side lol:p
 

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