This is my thread

[Jokerman]

Trump will probably reverse the TikTok ban. He "had a good talk" with the Chinese leader about it. In other words, he's getting money, and Elon will probably buy it.

 

[dilla]

Trump will probably reverse the TikTok ban. He "had a good talk" with the Chinese leader about it. In other words, he's getting money, and Elon will probably buy it.

Maybe if we change our profile pics to have a rainbow overlay, we can at least get Zuck and Elon to keep the rules that prevent us from making fun of the gays?

In addition to the drop in posts about Israel-Palesting all over the front page of Reddit, I just remembered I haven't seen a monthly death count of soldiers in Russia and Ukraine. Or headlines of Zelenksy demanding things from the EU and US. We really do have the attention spans of goldfish.

I'm still not sure TikTok doesn't get banned. I haven't followed the situation closely but I feel like we would see headlines everywhere and people between the ages of 10 and 50 would be on the streets rioting to overturn the ban. It's kind of eerie that it's so quiet on that front. Maybe I'm wrong and maybe those people have faith that a resolution will be reached? Or they've got their itch scratched with Red Note and they're fine so long as they have 5 second clips to continue watching.

But the content creators, though....There are some that are solely on TikTok and no where else.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Ice Milk Crate Hairspray Blame Wildfires on Social Media and Make Hollywood Great Again Challenge.


I hate is when a billionaire douche buys everything I like and ruins it.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

2100 Hollywood

https://media.easemytrip.com/media/Blog/India/637828681160178255/637828681160178255wGW3jA.jpg


I'm so glad Cali will eventually catch up to somewhere between cavemen and bronze age level water management.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Totally fine with blaming Trump on this. He's exactly the kind of American that would live at most 100 days out of the year in his Malibu home all the while warming his Olympic size indoor swimming pool and running a dozen industrial grade AC units to keep his artificial flowers fresh while he vacations in Greece.

Don't fucking blame my milk and beef. Fuck their crocodile tears.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Despite whatever rock they crawled out from, I'm glad people are out in the cold protesting the ultimate threat to democracy that is Trump. I'm afraid that shit's old news, though, as old as rumors of Barrack Hussein coming out as a full fledged Muslim fundamentalist and declaring the US to be a Kingdom of Communism.

The news right now is Musk beaing a real problem, as big as Aldolf, and Muckerberger is teetering on the edge of far-right Nazism.

That shit's comical.

 

[Jokerman]

Tiktok should be banned. But given that Trump has invited the TikTok CEO to the inauguration, I think we can see how this one is going to end: with China invading Taiwan, and Trump invading Greenland and renaming it Orangeland.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Agent Orange Man, sidekick to Rappin' Roseanne.

 

[Pittsey]

When I think of Tommy Robinson, I think of the time Akala showed everyone how intellectually deficient he really is. On national TV too

 

[Jokerman]

Now Elon is saying it's not fair that TikTok can operate in the US but X can't operate in China. What a dimwit. TikTok can't even operate in China! Perhaps he's admitting that X is also spying on us, so the two are entirely equivalent. Now we see what Trump might be up to. A deal with China. You let Elon in, we'll let your TikTok spy on us. Maybe also lift Biden's restrictions on the export of US-developed computer chips that power AI systems, or some such thing. You want Taiwan, we want some things too without your interference. Let's deal.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Never trust a guy that wants to put chips in your brain and send you off to Mars.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/...cion-falls-russian-chinese-vessels-rcna187105

The latest trend is cutting undersea cables. They're blaming Russia and China so I think it's DC's work. Why use gross old cords when you can beam this shit into space and beam it back down for trillions of dollars more? Right, Elon? Tech bros are the worst.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Also, Make America's Rodents Small Again.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

It's been so empty since the end of the Eras Tour and forever since I haven't cared about the Chiefs. Not enough Taylor on my feed. The last couple of days have been really bad with everything on my feed being about Trump and his enemies on The View. Elon turning literal Hi*ler capped it all off. Glad to know how expensive Ivanka's jewels were. Does Bush Jr. have brain damage?

Anyway, life is slowly returning to normal with my feed starting to mention Taylor again. She's renovating one of her homes. I'd lover to try her homemade poptarts and her $50,000 coat is very brat or demure or whatever it is. I'm even starting to like Andrea Kelce.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Couple of favorite feeds often goes something like

NASA says a giant asteroid will hit Earth and kill us all on Tuesday - HERE'S WHAT WE KNOW.

They usually don't know shit.

Here's a canned pumpkin [insert c-rate celeb's name] swears by and it's 20% off at Wal Mart!

Who?

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Here's me dissing the right


When it snows in New Orleans - "global warming hoax" they say

When it's 100 degrees in Alaska - "Statistical manipulation, Ice sheets grew by 2 inches at the peak !!!!!1111!!!!111" they say

These are the kinds of people that think Trump and A.I. will makes things better for us. Keep making shit A.I. songs if that is what floats your Ark.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Here's me dissing the stupid right

"OMG Starbucks is woke. it allows homeless people to use their bathrooms!"

Do you blame the upper-class homelsss? Bathrooms in the US are filthy and pricks think more retarded immigrants will make our toilets cleaner. Put down your CNN or BBC and come closer to me slowly. No sudden move, ya hear?

Reality I learnt recently

I'm glad they get their fix before bombing brown children.

I'm never supporting Starbucks again.

 

[Jokerman]

Not enough Taylor on my feed. Elon turning literal Hi*ler capped it all off.

Now you can have both. (Nice of her showing Elon support.)

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Thanks. I'm going to get it printed in a life size cardboard cutout and keep it in my garage.

I imagine the caption to the photo would be something like "My boyfriend has to at least this tall!"

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

https://www.wideopencountry.com/wp-...o-Mock-Donald-Trump-During-Inauguration-1.jpg

Bill "Check out Bezo's whore. I'd do her twice"

Hillary "Three times and I'll send her a subpoena afterwards"