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I get anywhere near saying a word with c and u in it my mom slaps me instantly, that word is just a no
 
You know what sucks? Trying to summon happiness from within. Nothing is making me happy anymore. The gym doesn't, food barely does...not sex either..fuck? Sunshine makes me happy but we've had a rainy summer so far. I hate it. I hate everything. I have to wait a whole year for a new season of OITNB.
and I thought I was having a bad year...
 
There are 3 words an Englishman uses to insult you. Any other words you think they use, means that you have never visited.

The 3 words are -

Cunt, Twat and Prick. They use them often and they can also be used in an almost friendly way. They are also, almost always prefixed with a "fucking".


Incase you were wondering... We don't wear bowler hats or carry briefcases and umbrellas either.

I have never heard anyone use the word pillock.

I guess so. Like I said, I haven't been since 1998. And before that , 1996. And I left in 94. My impression of England might as well be what any typical American's stereotypical impression of England is.

I heard "pillock" in Little Britain. I know better to use TV as a means of getting perspective on an entire country, but James uses it on Top Gear too. "Nora" is another one. But those are tame, I know, because it's on TV. I'm still surprised they get away with saying "cock," though.
 
I get anywhere near saying a word with c and u in it my mom slaps me instantly, that word is just a no

Maybe you should move out.

"Cum and cunt" are the only bad ones. Otherwise you can't say "custard" or "custom" or "curl, Cuban, Cub." Fuck your beaner household.
 
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I don't live with my mom, but thank you for taking that too far
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I know it's no fault of Melo's, or any other player really, that a city gets hyped and acts like their team has already signed them, but I hope the Knicks suck ass next season. Like....catastrophically.

I guess Phil made a strong enough pitch and impression on Melo to, supposedly, keep him in NY, but I might be mad because I fell into the trap most sports fans do when reporters try to create click bait on Twitter or on ESPN. They "report" the "rumors" they hear and get everyone all drummed up about it, only for it to fall flat on its face and piss off fans of other teams. Maybe that's what their job is, I suppose.

I'm not really sure where the Bulls stand with Mirotic, but I hear he's not doing the Summer League and nothing is really final for this upcoming season with him. That he hasn't signed a contract and all that.

Time to be a Rose fan again and hope and pray that his knee has healed. Otherwise, I was thinking Melo could come in, take the reigns, and if Rose felt like half assing a return, we'd take whatever he could contribute. Now we need that nigga to be MVP form again and McDermott to shoot well as we slowly evaluate Mirotic.

What an off season, and no one has even signed yet.

I hope LBJ goes West. We really need the East to soften up some more. Almost to the point of not being competitive at all.
 
I guess so. Like I said, I haven't been since 1998. And before that , 1996. And I left in 94. My impression of England might as well be what any typical American's stereotypical impression of England is.

I heard "pillock" in Little Britain. I know better to use TV as a means of getting perspective on an entire country, but James uses it on Top Gear too. "Nora" is another one. But those are tame, I know, because it's on TV. I'm still surprised they get away with saying "cock," though.

I am from a far different social circle than that of James May or Jeremy Clarkson. They are part of the privileged 1%. Maybe it's a word used by Public School Boys (Private school). I cannot confirm this.
 
I know it's no fault of Melo's, or any other player really, that a city gets hyped and acts like their team has already signed them, but I hope the Knicks suck ass next season. Like....catastrophically.

I guess Phil made a strong enough pitch and impression on Melo to, supposedly, keep him in NY, but I might be mad because I fell into the trap most sports fans do when reporters try to create click bait on Twitter or on ESPN. They "report" the "rumors" they hear and get everyone all drummed up about it, only for it to fall flat on its face and piss off fans of other teams. Maybe that's what their job is, I suppose.

I'm not really sure where the Bulls stand with Mirotic, but I hear he's not doing the Summer League and nothing is really final for this upcoming season with him. That he hasn't signed a contract and all that.

Time to be a Rose fan again and hope and pray that his knee has healed. Otherwise, I was thinking Melo could come in, take the reigns, and if Rose felt like half assing a return, we'd take whatever he could contribute. Now we need that nigga to be MVP form again and McDermott to shoot well as we slowly evaluate Mirotic.

What an off season, and no one has even signed yet.

I hope LBJ goes West. We really need the East to soften up some more. Almost to the point of not being competitive at all.

LBJ is going to Cleveland.
Melo is staying in NY.
Mirotic will move to Chicago, hopefully. I wouldn't expect too much from him right away, but if he can do what Pekovic does in Minny, he'll do damage.
 
Chris Sheridan must feel like a million bucks, especially after Cowherd called him out on his show yesterday. And hats off to SI for keeping good journalism alive. Fuck ESPN.

Now we just wait on Melo. This LBJ move gives me some hope that another big name like Melo or Love will be willing to leave their current team for greener pastures.
 
Pretty sure Love is going to go to the Cavs which I think sucks.. Melo ain't passing up the money, he's staying. Jeremy Lin is a Laker and they just signed Jordan Hill to a two year deal, fuck I wish Jim Buss's Dad never died
 
Not sure why a defensive-minded coach is getting Pau Gasol.
 
Anyone watch The Leftovers yet?


Lmfao I swear on Jesus sandals I came in here to ask the exact same question. I caught the...what 6th or something episode so I decided to go back and watch the 1st episode. I'm watching it now.
 
Wow. The UK is great and all, but I am so glad to be in the US of A.

The food there looks and smells like dog throw up.
 
the only TV show i'm currently watching is the wire. again, that is. waiting for boardwalk and homeland to return.
 

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