This is my thread

Oh yeah, well my dick is bigger than all of yours.

My flight has been delayed 2 hours so I've been walking around talking to all the sexy ass business type women, makes me want a job at the airport. I've seen 3 different family reunion groups so far, same shirts and all, hilarious
 
How insecure in your own masculinity do you have to be that the mere presence of a suspected transgender/ hermaphrodite/whatever the rumor is, could illicit so much hate in you that'd you'd resort to weak attempts at bullying me off of a message forum? Are you afraid I'm going to try to seduce you while you're not looking? There is a block option you can utilize

And you think I come here to get sexual attention from you. It makes me feel sick in the pit of my stomach.

I wasn't even here for months because I was taking care of my dying grandpa. If my stripper post was similar to my other ass grabbing post its because that was the last time I actually went out...4 months ago. It was a conclusion of one of my last posts.

I'm not going anywhere. t-_-t

First paragraph was shit and addresses something that was never brought up (seduction, etc.). You don't get it from me, so don't try and turn the tables and make it seem that I seek it from you. You seek it from anyone that would give it to you.

And yes, you're not going anywhere. Glad you've realized that. Don't guilt me with your dying grandpa. It doesn't belong in the same post as your immature, drunken adventures if it really meant something to you. I understand this is a random topic thread, but your posts are painfully obvious that the intent was to seek attention, not bring something random to the table.

Keep denying it. Lock yourself in the dryer with a dildo and then post on here what happened. It would just be more of the same type of posts from you.
 
I really dont understand how a english kid who was ran off the board years ago can still be tough shit on the american Internet...
 
I read your motto under your username. And then I see your profile picture. And it's just hilarious.
 
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Has anyone ever spent $100 on a pillow?

I was looking at Hungarian down pillows. And they are expensive, but you spend a lot of your life in bed. My mum said I am mad. So I didn't buy them....

The duvet is also expensive...!

And then you add in the mattress...!

So.... do you spend money on your bed? Or do you buy whatever? Am I a closet homosexual?

I just bought a new bed and mattress for my new place. Bed from ikea, mattress from some discount store. mattress was 400 (they say retails 800 but who the fuck knows) and bed was 350 from ikea.

I too am of the opinion that you should spend a lot on a comfy bed and mattress and pillows and the like because you spend 6-8 hours a day on it.

with that said:

i've been sleeping on very shitty beds (on a straight up cheap futon for the last 6 years or so) and never did i wake up and think "wow, i slept on a shitty surface, my life sucks". so, it's like, even what I bought now is a humongous upgrade. I am of the opinion that if you don't know what good feels like, stick with shitty cause it's cheaper lol.
 
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also, can someone tempban coonie? dude just out of line.

thanks.

Here's a thing I like about the board these days: nobody gets banned. So Coonie and Keco have a problem with each other? Big deal. They're both still my internet pals.
 
I don't get the whole Coonie VS. Keco thing. Not sure how it started or how it got to this point. They used to date or something?
 
I don't get the whole Coonie VS. Keco thing. Not sure how it started or how it got to this point. They used to date or something?

I think "she" comes on here for attention by posting the most asinine things someone could do at 30+. It doesn't affect me the way a tard fingerpainting with shit on walls doesn't affect me, but that still doesn't change the fact a tard is fingerpainting with shit on walls. Which is what her posts are like to me.

I dunno her life story; maybe she was molested or something fucked up happened to her that knocked a few screws loose. That she's openly talking about going to a titty bar (for the buffet, I'm sure) and staring at stripper assholes. If that isn't weird, sharing it with strangers on the internet has to be. She needs a blog.
 
I dunno her life story; maybe she was molested or something fucked up happened to her that knocked a few screws loose. That she's openly talking about going to a titty bar (for the buffet, I'm sure) and staring at stripper assholes. If that isn't weird, sharing it with strangers on the internet has to be. She needs a blog.

lol that is not weird. at all. seriously.
 
Coonie has never been to the ghetto ballet?

No. And I'm just waiting for someone to justify going to one just to convince themselves that it's a normal thing to do.

Please, someone, try me. Tell me how not having tales of strip club adventures makes me ignorant.
 

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