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karaoke bars. awesome. not the asian ones. you know which ones. the ones with private booths and shit. lame. i'm talking, there's karaoke on one side. but there's a dj and a dance floor on the other side. and there's pool. you find me on the pool table.
 
Don't take that tone of text with me D: keed I'm fine now. There's was just an onslaught of dumb questions this morning. People expecting me to get to work as soon as I walk in...the nerve of them. Pffft.
 
obliterated. absolutely obliterated.

if you have to squint to see double as opposed to triple, you're in good shape.
 
I made an absolute mess of my garbage can this week, since my cleaning lady last week didn't put the liner in correctly. So it fell in and I just kept throwing stuff on top of it. She's giving me dirty looks now as she cleans my bathroom.

Well, at least the trash is taken care of.
 
I made an absolute mess of my garbage can this week, since my cleaning lady last week didn't put the liner in correctly. So it fell in and I just kept throwing stuff on top of it. She's giving me dirty looks now as she cleans my bathroom.

Well, at least the trash is taken care of.
What a bitch. You should get Jeeves to kick her ass
 
She's actually a really attractive Polish girl, maybe my age, or a tad older. She has an ass and a rack. I just contain myself when she's around and be polite, and then play with myself like a little monkey to thoughts of her, when she's gone.
 

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