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keco52

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We were in Egypt (?) and we were in a room and she was sitting on a dresser. I got the impression I was supposed to lick her but I really didn't want to. I'm arguing in my head "You're a girl...you could probably please a girl really fast...just do it" but just as I bent down someone knocked on the door and I jumped up and she said "Are you really gonna get the door??" ...yeah bitch. It was a short skinny guy and I was relieved and followed him...and then it turned into a reallllly good dream and then the fecking alarm clock woke me up. I was mad. I growled...bc I set an alarm for 4am as a warning to myself like "Hey bitch you have to be up in an hour" and then I dismiss it until the other one goes off at 5. That dream could have had a happy ending. >.> then I was distracted at work the first 3hrs. I got startled whenever someone came in my office bc I'm sure they knew I was thinking horrible horrible things. LDR is ruining my life.
 

Ristol

New York's Ambassador
So, fuck being topical, right? But that Italian cruise ship captain? Yeah. He's my favorite guy. When I read that he said he "tripped and fell into the lifeboat," it just made me so happy. What an amazing excuse.
 

Pittsey

Knock, Knock...
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We were in Egypt (?) and we were in a room and she was sitting on a dresser. I got the impression I was supposed to lick her but I really didn't want to. I'm arguing in my head "You're a girl...you could probably please a girl really fast...just do it" but just as I bent down someone knocked on the door and I jumped up and she said "Are you really gonna get the door??" ...yeah bitch. It was a short skinny guy and I was relieved and followed him...and then it turned into a reallllly good dream and then the fecking alarm clock woke me up. I was mad. I growled...bc I set an alarm for 4am as a warning to myself like "Hey bitch you have to be up in an hour" and then I dismiss it until the other one goes off at 5. That dream could have had a happy ending. >.> then I was distracted at work the first 3hrs. I got startled whenever someone came in my office bc I'm sure they knew I was thinking horrible horrible things. LDR is ruining my life.
I am a short skinny guy...
 

dilla

Trumpfan17 aka Coonie aka Dilla aka Tennis Dog
So, fuck being topical, right? But that Italian cruise ship captain? Yeah. He's my favorite guy. When I read that he said he "tripped and fell into the lifeboat," it just made me so happy. What an amazing excuse.
He has his own meme now, unsurprisingly. It's hilarious. Wish I could find an example right this instant, but can't.

What do you think will end up happening with Braun this season, Ristol?
 

S O F I

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So, fuck being topical, right? But that Italian cruise ship captain? Yeah. He's my favorite guy. When I read that he said he "tripped and fell into the lifeboat," it just made me so happy. What an amazing excuse.
when I read that headline on NYT...immediate flashback to Guilty Conscience..."what..she tripped...fell..landed on his dick?"
 

Ristol

New York's Ambassador
What do you think will end up happening with Braun this season, Ristol?
He'll serve his suspension and that'll be that, I guess. Shame about that guy. Obviously he's not thought of as the piece-of-shit A-Rod, Bonds, McGwire type. He was supposed to be part of the new breed of stars. He's homegrown, clean-cut, and he's white. It'd be like if David Wright tested positive (obviously Braun's a better player, but yeah). Hopefully if the issue of the HOF ever comes up after he retires, he'll be kept out.
 

dilla

Trumpfan17 aka Coonie aka Dilla aka Tennis Dog
Wasn't it reported that he had an "explanation" as to why he tested positive? I guess every player "unknowingly" took them in his mind, but maybe being white and being considred "home-grown" talent and all that jazz might help him recover from a tarnished image?
 

keco52

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Infidelity: To dream of infidelity (either by you or someone else) represents issues of abandonment and neglect in a relationship. Or you are feeling emotionally confined and need an outlet for your feelings. Alternatively, a dream of infidelity indicates that you are feeling unsatisfied with your current relationship. You are harboring guilt over a sexual relationship or you are looking for a more erotic sex life.

Lesbian: If you are not a lesbian in your waking life, but dream that you are a lesbian, then it signifies a union with aspects of yourself. It is symbolic of self-love, self-acceptance, and passion. You are comfortable with your sexuality and femininity.

Sand: To see sand in your dream signifies a shift in perspective or a change in your attitude. Consider the familiar phrase, "the sands of time" in which it may be suggesting that you are wasting your time or letting time pass you by. If the sand is wet, then it indicates that you are lacking a sense of balance in your life.

Sooo weird :confused: how would you interpret the lesbian part though? Since I didn't want to do it but forced myself? I begrudgingly accept my femininity. Lawl
 

Ristol

New York's Ambassador
Here is some totally irrelevant information about me, and my special brand of neurosis:

So I live on Long Island. It's made up of two counties: Nassau to the west (bordered by Queens) and Suffolk to the east (bordered by the Atlantic Ocean). I've lived my entire life in Suffolk, the more plebeian of the two. It's a source of great pride. But I was born in Syosset--just past the county border. Profound guilt and shame over this. I was born in Nassau. None of you will ever understand. If I ever became notable or famous, my hometown on IMDB or Wikipedia would say Nassau County, New York, which would make the people from Suffolk snob on me and say he's not a real Islander. I'd have to go to great pains in interviews to explain that yes, I was born in Nassau, but raised in the deep, blue-collar heart of Suffolk. Unless I was famous for something terrible. In that case, I'd just milk the Nassau thing.

But! There's a silver lining that I almost forgot. Syosset is a hamlet technically located in the town of Oyster Bay, so when Billy Joel (not my favorite, but whatever) sings the lyric "...from a town known as Oyster Bay, Long Island / rode a boy with a six-pack in his hand" I get a charge out of it. So I got that goin' for me. Which is nice.
 

dilla

Trumpfan17 aka Coonie aka Dilla aka Tennis Dog
Just found out a kid in my class is a rapper. I'm talking full-fledge interviews and music videos that look legit. Keep in mind he's brown, but he talks like a blackie. Just stumbled across his Facebook page this morning. Still shocked.
 

dilla

Trumpfan17 aka Coonie aka Dilla aka Tennis Dog
Here's that kid I was talking about. Only thing that's off is his voice. He's 26-27.


And then he did this:

What a stand-up guy.
 

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