This could be interesting, if we try hard enough!

[tennis_dog]

if i were a place, i would be a vagina....OR AN ANUS!!!

 

[ArtsyGirl]

If I were an anus i'd be tennis dogs life

 

[Synful*Luv]

If I were an anus i'd be tennis dogs life

If I were life, and I had the ability to give it or take it, i'd take it from Bush

 

[ArtsyGirl]

If I was Bush I'd impeach myself.

 

[Synful*Luv]

If I was Bush I'd impeach myself.

IF I were myself and I had a dollar everytime someone asked me a dumb question, i'd be rich :thumb:

 

[ArtsyGirl]

If I was rich I'd buy a zoo and hire Steve Erwin

 

[Casey]

If I were Steve Irwin I would stop fucking around with all those damn animals and play some video games.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

If I were a video game I'd create one which beat video game nerds!!

 

[RaDeK]

if i was a video game nerd and i had no friends i'd get some friends

 

[MATW95]

If I were a friend I'd probably care if you were addicted to crack rather than provide your spoon and lighter

 

[LilShOrtiE485]

If I were a spoon and lighter and i could give it to someone..id give it to kevin martin and then marry kevin martin!!!!!

 

[ArtsyGirl]

If I were kevin martin I'd get a new name and go into hiding. (from Lil Shortie)

 

[LilShOrtiE485]

If I were hiding and had kevin martin id hide under his bed..with him!!!!:horny::horny:

:horny:

 

[tennis_dog]

if i were kevin martin, i'd slap lilshortie, and send her to tennis_dog's house on a hill....t-dog will then t-bag lilshortie....lilshortie will like it, realizing she was just part of tennis_dog's fantasy....(not really, i just like fuckin with you, freshman)

 

[LilShOrtiE485]

If I was a freshmen..............oh oopsies lol I am a freshmen!! Heck yes mayn N kevie would never slap me

 

[tennis_dog]

if i were a slap, you could find my trail on girl's asses, faces and tits

 

[ArtsyGirl]

If I were tits I'd be something tennis dog would never touch

 

[tennis_dog]

oh, woman....you're just after me, arent you??? aight, what can i do with "touch"

if i were touch, i would be something rough and flat and tiny...like a mosquito bite scratched one too many times, found somewhere on artisticgurl....

 

[ArtsyGirl]

because im artisticgurl I can fuck with tennis dogs mind because he's a man..

 

[SiGh]

if im a man id have the illest amont of cash so i can go to anywhere in the world and DO who/want ever i want.