This could be interesting, if we try hard enough!

If I was day then I would be Morris Day, the lead singer of The Time and walk around singing "Jungle Love....oh we oh we oh!"
 
Synful*Luv said:
LOL

If I was myself and I had a midget under my bed, he'd be making me dinner right now:laugh:

If I was :laugh: and I had some food id shove it in my mouth so I could close it!!! but wait then i could open it again n start talking!! Heck yes lol
 
LilShOrtiE485 said:
If I was :laugh: and I had some food id shove it in my mouth so I could close it!!! but wait then i could open it again n start talking!! Heck yes lol


If I was lol and I had the power of a thousand angry guppies, i'd eat the shit out of Nemo :mad:
 
If i were dory, i'd swim straight into the mouth of a shark, but not get eaten....just get bitten a million times, and then fly out barely alive, but very much hurt out of it's anus...that's right....it's anus...
 
tennis_dog said:
If i were dory, i'd swim straight into the mouth of a shark, but not get eaten....just get bitten a million times, and then fly out barely alive, but very much hurt out of it's anus...that's right....it's anus...


If I were an anus, and I saw a penis trying to enter me, i'd shoot out my defense weapon, diarehhea (sp?):D
 

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