There is a fucking lizard in my apartment

[PuffnScruff]

anyone lizard experts? will it die soon?

 

[C.R.Y.]

my advice, run like a bitch. thats what id do

 

[KAMIKAZI]

LOL @ the thread title.

 

[Pittsey]

Pick it up and put it outside. If you're quick enough that is.

Remember they are cold blooded so don't handle it for too long. I'd do it, and I'm a city boy.

 

[Taliq]

Suck its dick, itl luv u for it

 

[Bigg Limn]

Yah jus get it real quick and put it outside fast like Pittsey said...gotta be real gentle with em, but hell prolly still drop his tail in the process lol.

 

[critikaldesignz]

What type of lizard is it? Big? Small?

If it is a Komodo Dragon, please run for your life, one teaspoon of its saliva has enough bacteria to kill 5 humans.

 

[Exodus]

What type of lizard is it? Big? Small?

If it is a Komodo Dragon, please run for your life, one teaspoon of its saliva has enough bacteria to kill 5 humans.

dear lord,


did u try, kicking it? lol

 

[_carmi]

kick it out of the house or run screaming: AHH THEY'RE IS A LIZARD IN MY APPARTMENT HELP

(i would be doing the 2nd choice)

 

[S O F I]

Man, shoot 'em.

 

[Freedom Froggy]

you fucking pussy puff

 

[critikaldesignz]

Hell just grab it by the tail and cook it. Lizard meat is nutritious

 

[Glockmatic]

drop kick it, then eat its heart to gain its strength

 

[jbrolax]

I hate it when that happens.....

 

[linx]

^ lol

 

[Khaled]

Cut its tail and see if it grows back
(never knew if it was true or not lol)

 

[bigmack]

my friend used to have lizards in his house.we would slap shot them with hockey sticks.

 

[Frank Grimes]

im hardly can classify myself as a lizard expert, but iv got a lizard hanging around my place and i know they are also long-lived but not as long as chelonians. Lizards have been known to live into their 20s and iguanas can live into their teens. There is even a report that a Mexican beaded lizard lived nearly 34 years in captivity. Many lizards can change color in response to their environments or in times of stress. Lizards typically feed on insects or rodents. A few species are omnivorous or herbivorous; a familiar example of the latter is the iguana, which is unable to properly digest animal protein. Only two lizard species are venomous: the Mexican beaded lizard and the closely-related Gila monster, both of which live in northern Mexico and the southwest United States. Neither of these poses much danger to humans, as their poison is introduced slowly by chewing, rather than injected as with poisonous snakes The most familiar example is the chameleon. So a good point to start is to identify the lizard in your house. The reptile with the shortest lifespan tends to be chameleons, which only live 1 to 3 years (more in captivity). As you learn more about lizards the quicker you will become adapted to living with one.
good luck puffnscruff

 

[PuffnScruff]

frank that was more helpful than you might know.

the lizard got booted. i found out how he got on the inside of the apartment. i think he can come back anytime if he wants too. oh well. after what frank wrote i dont care if he crawls all over me.

the think has been hanging out in between the screen and the window for about a month. he looked like he was changed colors. starting to get dark brown looking.

and yes the tails do grow back.

thanks everyone.

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

if your in florida this will happen a lot, and lol@ some peoples comments.