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The_One: Trapped In The Closet?

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Since I don't have any credible sources of what happened next, I'm going to go off of the next best thing: hearsay and rumor. After he cut off his arm, he jumped off the cliff and broke his fall with his face, just because he's that tough. Then he got ambushed by a tribe of angry Indians, caught an arrow in his heart, pulled it out and killed all the warriors with it. On his way back a buffalo crossed his path so what did Ralston do? He head-butt it to death, then he found its offspring and broke their ribs just for pissing him off. Then he chopped down a tree with his undoubtedly large penis, built a raft out of it and rafted down the green river. That's the damn truth--more or less. Aron Ralston is a real man and one tough son of a bitch. He deserves utmost respect for being such a badass.
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ROFL.
 
Troublesome1996 said:
I’m exactly the same as The_One. As are all my friends, we're all raving metrosexuals and its normal for a man where im from, to spend money on expensive clothes, hair products, hair cuts (by stylists). Nothing wrong with wanting to look good.
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Gangsta.
 
Troublesome1996 said:
I’m exactly the same as The_One. As are all my friends, we're all raving metrosexuals and its normal for a man where im from, to spend money on expensive clothes, hair products, hair cuts (by stylists). Nothing wrong with wanting to look good.
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So you're gay without the whole getting rammed in the ass thing?
 
Swollen_Member said:
Gangsta.
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The whole gangsta look is much worse then men cleaning themselves up. People who wear t-shirts 10 times too large for them and their skinny arms and speak in a stupid language to act tough...

AmerikazMost, no. It's where im from its normal. Its just im comfortable with my sexuality (straight) and im not a guy whos too lazy to take care of himself. I also dont like being another face in the crowd. Its nice to have some kind of individuality.
 
Troublesome1996 said:
AmerikazMost, no. It's where im from its normal. Its just im comfortable with my sexuality (straight) and im not a guy whos too lazy to take care of himself. I also dont like being another face in the crowd. Its nice to have some kind of individuality.
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There was a kid in my class who's a metrosexual. I knew him through debate and he was in a bunch of my classes, but if I didn't know him I'd think he was gay. A lot of people say that, even his closest friends.

If you do it to be different then you're being, well, gay. Personally I just wear what I like. I don't go and put highlights in my hair to make myself stand out. If you have to try to be who you are, you should question what you're doing.

If that's what makes you comfortable though, more power to ya.
 
Troublesome1996 said:
AmerikazMost, no. It's where im from its normal. Its just im comfortable with my sexuality (straight) and im not a guy whos too lazy to take care of himself. I also dont like being another face in the crowd. Its nice to have some kind of individuality.
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Don't you feel like a chick doing all that stuff?
 
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