American Exceptionalism!
W Bush: "Evil Doers!"
Obama: "I'm really good at killing people"
Trump: "We might have gone too far in killing Iran’s leaders, we don’t know who the hell we’re dealing with"
W Bush: "You're either with us or against us"
Obama: "Tutu was racist"
Biden: "My uncle was eaten by cannibals in New Guinea"
Trump: "We're winning the war and it'll end maybe tomorrow. It'll end when I say it ends"
W Bush: Iraq has weapons of mass distraction!
Obama: We need to counter Russian aggression with our golden ultra democracy!
Trump: I'm friends with Netanyahu. He's a good person. He told me Iran has nukes.
Biden: I love President Harris!
Fuck these motherfuckers.