This next one isn't really funny, but I was looking at the artist Pink's page on facebook, and started going through the photos. I found one of her with long hair, and when she wears it long she's actually pretty cute. Anyway, the comments:
I'm just waiting for Pink to log on and give me the name of the parlor so I can have a tat just like her and almost BE her. Why are some women such boring, stupid whores?