Tell me a Joke.

[SiGh]

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[Saint33]

The way you asked sounds like the the mob boss in the Boondock Saints, so i posted up that joke *Racism* - Not my joke....


There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says you can wish for whatever you want. So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy... "What do you want?" And the black guy says "I want all my black brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."

i almost pissed myself laughin at this one AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

 

[jbrolax]

i almost pissed myself laughin at this one AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

Rent/Buy Boondock Saints, great movie and that part is even funnier....

 

[Big Flipp]

How do you make a dead baby float??

root beer, two scoops of ice cream and a dead baby.

 

[jbrolax]

How do you make a dead baby float??

root beer, two scoops of ice cream and a dead baby.

HAHAHAHA, thats fuckin funny

 

[KAMIKAZI]

How do you make a dead baby fly?

Kill a baby fly.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Lol at SIgh.,...

 

[SiGh]

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[tHuG $TyLe]

Sighanotor!!

Yahoo still doesn't work

 

[jbrolax]

alright, my brother just told me this one

Its christmas morning and 2 twin brothers wake up, Timmy and Tommy. The 2 brothers open up there gifts and Timmy gets an Xbox, an Ipod, a new TV, and other expensive stuff, Tommy opens his gifts and he gets a few lousy gameboards, a sweater, and a matchbox car. Timmy says "Haha my gifts are so much cooler then yours.". So Tommy replied and said "Haha, you have Lukiemia."

Hope it doesnt offend anyone...

 

[Jebus]

^^^^LMAO that shit aint right though...........

*racism*

There's a black guy, an asian, a mexican and a white man on top of a mountain.
The asian man looks at all three and states "this is for my people" and jumps off.
The Black Man states "This is for My Brothers" and jumps off.
The Mexican states "This is for my Raza" and throws the white man off.

 

[keco52]

The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny, and good in bed.....




You're safe .........but..........



where should I hide?

 

[Saint33]

did u no Hitler killed 2 million jews and one clown?


(someone reply to this joke to here the punchline)

 

[jbrolax]

did u no Hitler killed 2 million jews and one clown?


(someone reply to this joke to here the punchline)

really?

 

[Taliq]

clown = him wen he killed himself? or summin else?

 

[SiGh]

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[SiGh]

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[Franchise2003]

how do you know if your dyslexic??








you go to a toga party dressed as a goat

 

[SiGh]

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[S. Fourteen]

^ last i heard, he was getting high off dxm.