Tony Yayo: I'd go over to his place (Lloyd Banks's couch) and wake him up at 3:00 PM. We'd eat golden grahams and watch Spike TV, then take a few hits off of the crack pipe. We'd let out the prostitute he'd locked in his trunk the night before, and he'd try to choke her. We'd then go driving around the suburbs of Connecticut, selling crack and smoking it. Towards the evening, we'd join 50 Cent's entourage for some awards show. During the show, we'd convince the leading actress of a UPN show to go to the bathroom with us. We'd both get head while smoking some more crack. We'd then hit the studio, and Yayo would record a few verses. We'd come back in time to see 50 accept his award. On our way to the afterparty, we'd stop by ODB's grave. We'd exhume part of the body, incinerate it, and smoke it with the rest of our crack. Then we'd go to the afterparty. Yayo would talk Tara Reid into giving him a rim job, and I would film. Then he'd accidentally shoot me in the leg.
Lil Kim: At 2:00 AM, she gets into a shootout outside of my house, and hides in my garage. I'm drunk already, and can't see anything except that she's top-heavy. I agree to hide her in my house. She'd trip over my bench and fall unconscious. Her bag would spill open, revealing nothing but condom wrappers, EPTs, and bad weed. I'd nurse her back to alertness, whereupon we would start talking. Eventually, I'd ask her about the skits off of Ready to Die. She's disappoint me by demonstrating that you can make those noises without really fucking or sucking. Being a nice guy, and realizing that I have Lil Kim in my house, I'd offer to drive her home. I'd try to make small talk, but she'd make a point of diverting I have to say into something about sex. Finally, she'll have an emotional breakdown while discussing how Biggie would beat her. I'd take her to her place. The interior is disturbingly Mrs. Potato Head-themed. She'd thank me for driving her from Virginia to New York, and offer me sex. I'd politely decline, and she'd ravenously start humping my knee. I'd kick her away, and leave. On the way back, I'd notice that she hadn't been wearing panties and had defiled the passenger seat of my Tercel.
Sean Price: He'd call me over to smoke, and ask me to bring drank. I'd bring 40s and some codeine. We'd sit on his stoop and smoke blunts and drink while yelling at passing strangers. He'd get into a loud argument with his girlfriend from the stoop, then go inside and start beating her. He'd stop eventually, come inside, and we'd both agree that sometimes you gotta show a bitch what's up. Then we'd rob a pizza delivery guy and go to the laundromat to steal new clothes. On the way out, we'd run into, say, Necro. We'd go into an alleyway to get dusted and then Sean would rob me. Necro would stab us both.
Bizzy Bone: We'd listen to gospel records at 78 rpm for several hours while drinking communion wine and bulk liquor. Then we'd go digging through trash cans for a meal, and go to the park where Bizzy Bone would start preaching to a group of children. Eventually, Swizz Beats would call him and we'd take the bus over to the studio. We'd get arrested after Bizzy would choke the bus driver to death, convinced that he was the devil. Bizzy would make threatening phone calls to Omarion from the holding cell, and would sell me for some wet cigarettes and a Bible.
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Lil Kim: At 2:00 AM, she gets into a shootout outside of my house, and hides in my garage. I'm drunk already, and can't see anything except that she's top-heavy. I agree to hide her in my house. She'd trip over my bench and fall unconscious. Her bag would spill open, revealing nothing but condom wrappers, EPTs, and bad weed. I'd nurse her back to alertness, whereupon we would start talking. Eventually, I'd ask her about the skits off of Ready to Die. She's disappoint me by demonstrating that you can make those noises without really fucking or sucking. Being a nice guy, and realizing that I have Lil Kim in my house, I'd offer to drive her home. I'd try to make small talk, but she'd make a point of diverting I have to say into something about sex. Finally, she'll have an emotional breakdown while discussing how Biggie would beat her. I'd take her to her place. The interior is disturbingly Mrs. Potato Head-themed. She'd thank me for driving her from Virginia to New York, and offer me sex. I'd politely decline, and she'd ravenously start humping my knee. I'd kick her away, and leave. On the way back, I'd notice that she hadn't been wearing panties and had defiled the passenger seat of my Tercel.
Sean Price: He'd call me over to smoke, and ask me to bring drank. I'd bring 40s and some codeine. We'd sit on his stoop and smoke blunts and drink while yelling at passing strangers. He'd get into a loud argument with his girlfriend from the stoop, then go inside and start beating her. He'd stop eventually, come inside, and we'd both agree that sometimes you gotta show a bitch what's up. Then we'd rob a pizza delivery guy and go to the laundromat to steal new clothes. On the way out, we'd run into, say, Necro. We'd go into an alleyway to get dusted and then Sean would rob me. Necro would stab us both.
Bizzy Bone: We'd listen to gospel records at 78 rpm for several hours while drinking communion wine and bulk liquor. Then we'd go digging through trash cans for a meal, and go to the park where Bizzy Bone would start preaching to a group of children. Eventually, Swizz Beats would call him and we'd take the bus over to the studio. We'd get arrested after Bizzy would choke the bus driver to death, convinced that he was the devil. Bizzy would make threatening phone calls to Omarion from the holding cell, and would sell me for some wet cigarettes and a Bible.
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his house was like a mouse hunt compared 2 everyone else on cribs 
