so you are at a bar...

[dubk]

All right, I got a question to anyone that's old enough to hit a bar.

You are sitting at the bar with a couple of your boys sipping on some poison and you spot a woman across the bar that looks like she needs someone to talk to. What the hell do you say to her?

...ladies what do you want to hear from a guy that looks like just about every other guy at the bar (so what would he have to say to separate him from the crowd)?

...and I'll say it right now, I will never buy a drink for a random girl.

 

[Amara]

...you asking for pick up lines...?

 

[dubk]

no, no pick up lines

what kind of random conversation do you make? what topics?...i mean, i always draw blanks

 

[cap241]

i ask that question time and time again. where da players at to tell us whats up. There gotto be something that will get the girls undivided attention.

 

[Default MX]

You ask her if she'll let you stick your penis in her vagaina.

 

[S O F I]

It's rather simple. You order another round of that poison you're drinking, down it. Order another round of that poison, down it. Your mind will draw a blank no more.

 

[Amara]

Oh.. I'm pretty shit at that myself, but I guess if approached by a guy, I would like to be asked firstly my name (pay attention to the answer, hehe), what I do for a living.... depends on the type of girl you are talking to, but I dont mind discussing, politics, travelling, tv, music, maybe even sports... I guess you have decipher out of the info they give you what to discuss. Having said that, in bars or clubs, it doesnt ever seem to matter what a person talks about, usually people are judged on their looks (I dont like it like that, but that is just how it is).

 

[S O F I]

Oh.. I'm pretty shit at that myself, but I guess if approached by a guy, I would like to be asked firstly my name (pay attention to the answer, hehe).

It's funny how you mention that, because it's true. There has been so many times where I've asked a girl her name and in the next second, had no clue what it was. You start to feel like an idiot.

 

[Amara]

It's funny how you mention that, because it's true. There has been so many times where I've asked a girl her name and in the next second, had no clue what it was. You start to feel like an idiot.

Yeah, happens to me as well, someone introduces themself and I just dont really pay attention.... And it is always a bit insulting when someone keeps forgetting your name... I should know.... no-one can ever remember mine.

 

[Salar]

now this is a true story:
Me and 2 mates were at a bar and this hot hot girl was sitting down and looked quite upset. I was rather drunk so i decided to cheer her up a bit, i head towards her and got right next to her and there were bottles onthe floor. I tripped on one and made a big mess of everything, like domino's they fell. She looks up and wasn't happy about it. I say to her "my mates thought you were down and so i'm here to tell you 3 jokes to cheer u up and i'll leave" she was like ok, whatever,
I start the first joke: "so a jumper cable goes into a bar to order a drinkand the bartender's like whoa whoa, i don't want to start anything"
i started laughing but i had gotten no reaction from her, not even a smile. She said that she had heard that one before and it's not funny.
So i start with the 2nd one "A dyslexic guy walks into a bra" again in my drunk state i crack up laughing, and she gives me nothing. I repeat the joke (though it goes against everything i stand for) nad she goes, no.. i get it, that's just not funny.
So i tell her my 3rd joke: "Jeses goes to john, come forth, i'll give you eternal life... John came fifth and won a toaster" She smiled with her eyes in this one but still didn't want to give me anything. I get up and say it was lovely meeting her and leave.

Now this is the great part. 3 months later it was a grandprix weekend and i saw her at the same bar. We bumped into her outside and she had remembered me and thought i was the nicest guy ever. She jumped and gave me a hug and wanted to talk and whatever., She apologised for her behavior and everythin. In the bar we danced and we ended up actually going out for about 6 weeks, which after which we decided to just be friends (we were too similar so our personalities just clashed).
Anyway these were the good old times

 

[C.R.Y.]

ask her what 20 bucks will get you

 

[Rukas]

Have you thought about simply trying "hello" and seeing where that takes you?

 

[Amara]

now this is a true story:
Me and 2 mates were at a bar and this hot hot girl was sitting down and looked quite upset. I was rather drunk so i decided to cheer her up a bit, i head towards her and got right next to her and there were bottles onthe floor. I tripped on one and made a big mess of everything, like domino's they fell. She looks up and wasn't happy about it. I say to her "my mates thought you were down and so i'm here to tell you 3 jokes to cheer u up and i'll leave" she was like ok, whatever,
I start the first joke: "so a jumper cable goes into a bar to order a drinkand the bartender's like whoa whoa, i don't want to start anything"
i started laughing but i had gotten no reaction from her, not even a smile. She said that she had heard that one before and it's not funny.
So i start with the 2nd one "A dyslexic guy walks into a bra" again in my drunk state i crack up laughing, and she gives me nothing. I repeat the joke (though it goes against everything i stand for) nad she goes, no.. i get it, that's just not funny.
So i tell her my 3rd joke: "Jeses goes to john, come forth, i'll give you eternal life... John came fifth and won a toaster" She smiled with her eyes in this one but still didn't want to give me anything. I get up and say it was lovely meeting her and leave.

Those jokes were funny. That's a good idea actually, rather than the same old pick up convos and shit, tell a girl some jokes.

 

[Salar]

i am original. what can i say ?

 

[dubk]

Have you thought about simply trying "hello" and seeing where that takes you?

yeah, it gets you a hi and her name...then you start fishing. I don't know what it is, maybe I just find the stuck up bitches or something, but when I start conversation, it just always seems like i'm just shooting out topics and getting one word responses. I don't know, it isn't keeping me up at night, I just wanted to see what has worked with others.

 

[linx]

Yeah man, just introduce yourself and shit. I've done this plenty of times when I was sitting in the bar with people and i'd see a chick sitting somewhere by herself or with a friend. Then just talk about whatever, lol.

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

I thought I mistakingly went into Do For Love.

 

[dubk]

I thought I mistakingly went into Do For Love.

...who said anything about love?

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

...who said anything about love?

We all know you're trying to pick up girls.

lol

 

[S O F I]

I feel dubk, though. But, basically, if the girl ain't feeling you, no matter what you say, it's not gonna matter. The one word responses are there for a reason. It's not that she's not talkative neccesarily, it's just that she doesn't want to talk to you. It's easy to tell the dude what to say, but if the girl isn't into it, it won't help a bit.