so you are at a bar...

[Crunkadelic]

A) Look at what kinda of posion she's drinking and order another glass of it and have it sent to her table. Then go and over and introduce yourself and talk to her. Or....

b) just be honest with her - tell her you're a low-life scrub tryna get laid tonight. They admire honesty. :thumb:

 

[bigmack]

just order a drink,get it sent to her,and tell the waiter to point you out and say he ordered it for you. look at her while she receives the drink,if she smiles,then go over to the table and start a convo,if he gives you a weird look(like a go fuck yourself look),then save yourself the embarassement.

If she smiled,that should ease things up a bit. go over,greet her,ask her for her name,then ask her what she does,say its interesting,crack a joke(short one,like a one liner),then if she laughs then you might friend hit the jackpot. Once you get her to laugh,then you're in the zone.

After that ask her, what is a beautiful women like you doing sitting all alone in a bar. She will give you a reason,maybe she's sad. comfort her and shit. If she is single she will most likely like you and want to exchange numbers, or if she's a whore she'll invite you over for some sex.

if she's a whore,fuck her then get the fuck outta there never to call her back.

If she's a respectable woman then its all good.

hope this little guide helps the n00bs.

 

[The.Menace]

Well, just go there and say what you think:"Hi, you look kinda lonley, if you're bored you can come over and sit down with us" - well....if you don't want to pick her up....if you want to, it's of course better to sit down with her and not take her to your boys.

 

[bigmack]

Well, just go there and say what you think:"Hi, you look kinda lonley, if you're bored you can come over and sit down with us"

if you're looking for a gangbang

 

[radkin]

Try this Pick up your drink, walk over to the table, think of the funniest moment of your life so you have a smile on your face, and say "What, are you girls shy or something?" When they say "NO, why?" Answer "Because I've been sitting at the next table for at least a half hour and you haven't come over to say hi to me!"

thats A good ice breaker! but you need to be confident to pull it off, but it's worked for me plenty of times!

 

[bigmack]

nice one man

 

[dubk]

looks like some good advice was put on here. I'll have to try it out and how it goes.
...thanks

 

[Pacaveli-T]

to seperate yourself from other guys.

wow its a tougie say something intelligent :thumb but in all seriousness try to strike something up with spice i guess dont use chessy lines like
- you look like you could use a friend
damn i lost the rest anyways dont try to make a girl feel like she's talking to a doorknob or a player who just wants her for the night(unless thats your intention to begin with)in general strike up something like politics maybe even. like whatta you think about bush? i dunno even that sound gay just introduce yourself take it from there if she seems intelligent enough then strike up a convo about stuff in everyday like from music she's into to politics to cars who knows I know a shitload about em probably some other ones will too. You can talk about anything really. Just dont keep long pauses and stuff can the girl will think your bored of her or your a drag.

 

[radkin]

here is another one that works well, go to the bar at the busiest part, and either stand there or get a chair there. The idea is that you want to be where a lot of women will walk up to the bar during the evening and accidently bump into you. Women will say "excuse me" and try to get past you. Some women will ask you to order a drink for them. Some will just bump up against you by accident and then say sorry. Try "Look, if you wanted to start a conversation with me you could have just said "hi", you didn't have to be violent about it." There you go you have another ice breaker that works really well