so i'm battlin' on the 15th feb.... got any tips or good punchlines for me?

[Shot 21]

Your shit is so weak I could kill you with an "up yours". You call me mutherfucker, well bitch, thats cuz I fucked yours

 

[adxg]

My moms pussy smells like shit
especially after ive blown my load in it

 

[Casey]

thanx shot 21 and all the real manz in this forum. thanx for helpin a brotha out.

jason, you need to figure out why it is, that everytime you make a post everyone laughs at you... and stop using pac as a defense mechanism...nobody cares...

i think arabic got it right

Jason please tell us the truth. When did you start liistening to hip hop? From the real slim shady? then last december you descovered a new rapper called NaS.

Please stop bullshiting and making fun of your self.

Peace

 

[AmerikazMost]

I’m tryin’ to figga why all these grown men adore ya
You got more Trojans in yo’ ass than in Southern California

I used that in my battle with Henne

 

[jason_g_718]

thanx shot 21 and all the real manz in this forum. thanx for helpin a brotha out.

jason, you need to figure out why it is, that everytime you make a post everyone laughs at you... and stop using pac as a defense mechanism...nobody cares...

i think arabic got it right

LMAO. And you need to figure out why you think you're a battle rapper but have to come on a discussion forum to ask people for lines.

LOL, Funny shit man.

 

[SuperCuz]

Im erasing yo ass of tha map like tsunami fuck a charity i came here for money selling body bags makin much cash rack m up and stash m in my seller its tha youngkilla of tha crank lettin of rounds like there aint no tommorow give me yo car i aint steel it but let me borrow. just a little somethin ya betta break bread if ya hit major i smell a hit already
(Edit Drama sells shock them people with some sick shit for ya know you on the seven o clock news talkin bout rapper disrespectin tsunami victims great way to gain exposure )

 

[Hurts]

LMAO. And you need to figure out why you think you're a battle rapper but have to come on a discussion forum to ask people for lines.

LOL, Funny shit man.

LOL LOOK WHOS LAUGHIN THIS MAN IS A RAPPER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND HE DOESNT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RAP AND HIPHOP? WHAT A JOKE LMFAO

NAW U CANT SAY SHIT BACK CUZ U KNOW IM RIGHT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


GO READ A BOOK ABOUT HIPHOP JASON...

 

[ToopackShaker]

Your shit is so weak I could kill you with an "up yours". You call me mutherfucker, well bitch, thats cuz I fucked yours

sick :thumb:

 

[Casey]

LMAO. And you need to figure out why you think you're a battle rapper but have to come on a discussion forum to ask people for lines.

LOL, Funny shit man.

nope. i dont think im a battle rapper. in fact i would say that i am NOT a battle rapper. i was asked to do it for charity you dipshit.

learn to read, herb.

 

[Casey]

(Edit Drama sells shock them people with some sick shit for ya know you on the seven o clock news talkin bout rapper disrespectin tsunami victims great way to gain exposure )

yeh lol.... either that or get booed off the stage. haha.

 

[jason_g_718]

nope. i dont think im a battle rapper. in fact i would say that i am NOT a battle rapper. i was asked to do it for charity you dipshit.

learn to read, herb.

You're fault that you were too vague.

You said you don't battle often, you never said you're not a battler. Maybe I though you were some arrogant prick that thinks he's so good that he should get paid to battle or something? How the fuck should I know? I don't know you.

However, I am man enough to say that since you admit you're not a battler, I give you hella props for signing up to battle for charity. That's seriously very cool of ya and I hope you do well. :thumb:

 

[Casey]

/\ lol, ok, well i thought it was pretty obvious from my first post, that the situation was that i aint a battler, but i was doing this one-off for charity. other people who replied got the gist of what i was saying. but its all good anyway.

thanks for the props. yeah i felt that i should do it as i wanna contribute as much as possible to the Tsunami relief fund....the disaster hit us asians very close to home....i already did a gig last week for it that raised about £42,000 for the Tsunami relief...

 

[sniper]

eh yo endz congrats on ur award, yall won that ama award didnt ya ? or am i wrong :|

 

[sniper]

lol @ eh yo hahaha, holla at sarpanch

 

[Casey]

/\what up sniper!!! we got nominated for more br-ama's than anyone else, winners aint been announced yet...


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[sniper]

oooooooooooh my bad i think i was talkin bout this then

1) Swami's 'DesiRock' by Irfan

DesiRock is the first release by the new Swami crew that includes DJ Swami, Sarpanch, S-Endz and Jagz (DSI) as well as featuring the guest vocals of Taz, Lembher and Master Rakesh. The whole album takes fusion to a new level and brings a totally new sound, which you can call the DesiRock sound! The production is just on another level with original beats courtesy of the main man DJ Swami. In the year 2004, no one has come with anything different and it's just been a case of same old sh**; different album. So when the industry was craving for something fresh, something unique and something new let's hail the Swami crew as the saviours!

http://www.desitunes4u.com/Reality_2004_Top_10_Albums.htm

congratz on dat. an all da best for the amaz.

 

[Casey]

edit..

 

[Casey]

RESURRECTING THIS THREAD. I won the last battle, and there was another heat last night.

the final is gonna be next month with me versus the guy that won last night's heat.

holla if u got sick punchlines. i didnt use any of the ones from here in the last battle but i can always get inspired....so if you got somethin ill let me know.

 

[Rather Unique]

Your share the same clothes with your dad cause you cant afford shit //
The next time i fuck your mum, you can hold the camcorder and record it //

 

[Chronic]

Most punchlines in this thread sound like something IT would spit.