so i'm battlin' on the 15th feb.... got any tips or good punchlines for me?

[SJUK]

run off the stage or you gonna get pistol whipped by my guns
the closet this guy has been to sex his gettin breast fed by his mum

this is a 1 man show, you got a 3rd grade flow
why you tryna be dressed like a pimp when you really the hoe

im glockmatic, stay static and get hit with my automatic
dont get frantic beating you whack mc's is my habbit

 

[Mr Marz]

you got a big mouth and im stuffin this down it,
force fed nouns wit- verbs that rhyme when you sound it

my words hit like a bullet- when i spit they all scatta,
and one rhyme at point blank will make ya brain shatta

 

[Rayza]

I had the following line used on me: "Blood your flow is so simple / Step to me you get popped like a pimple."

 

[linx]

My 3 year old cousin could write better ones then these.

 

[jason_g_718]

Yo SJUK, are those yours bro? those are pretty tight! i might use that fat people one and the missy one if datz cool with u...let me know if someone else done used em tho i dont wanna be biting somethin that ppl are gonna know..

PM me if you got more, and let me know if u need anythin from me, songs albums or whatever, cos i owe u one for this...



mrmakaveli that calorie line is pretty cool, ill see if i can work that in somewhere... thanks, let me know if i can do anythin 4 u.

LMAO...What a battler you are, man. Asking other people for punchlines.

"I don't wanna bite something people are gonna know".

If you need others to come up with your lines for you and you need to bite people, I can see why you "don't battle often".

Get real, man. If you're going to do this show come with your own shit, man. That's what battling is about. You even making this thread tells me you are no battler.

 

[Casey]

/\ LMAO at u even coming into a thread about battling.

mr. " i think big l is overrated"

the fuck outta here.

 

[jason_g_718]

/\ LMAO at u even coming into a thread about battling.

mr. " i think big l is overrated"

the fuck outta here.

This post basically says...

"you don't like what I like you just suck".

Bunch of fuckin' kids in here.

 

[Mr Marz]

yo the guy obviously doesnt battle very often, yall are bein dicks to him for no reason. he is just doin it for charity so why dont yall get off his dick. not ever1 can be the illest battler like im sure all you are.

 

[sniper]

This post basically says...

"you don't like what I like you just suck".

Bunch of fuckin' kids in here.

not really how can u say big l is wack, and then consider urself to know a bit bout battling ??

 

[Casey]

This post basically says...

"you don't like what I like you just suck".

Bunch of fuckin' kids in here.

lol. you're wasting your time. stop catching feelings over people you dont even know. herb.

sniper just broke you down too.

go and jerk off to your christina aguilera cd's, kiddo.

 

[DPG iz all I C]

yo the guy obviously doesnt battle very often, yall are bein dicks to him for no reason. he is just doin it for charity so why dont yall get off his dick. not ever1 can be the illest battler like im sure all you are.

Exactly its for a good cause aint like hes going to the battle trying to get signed.

 

[restivo]

playin' your self off like spiderman, no hero, from here down your rhyme flow is zero, give it up ask the magic mirror whos the greatest lyrisist. cant deny, its the man standin near'est.(to you) pack ya bag big star, its over, pop in ya limo, too bad ur only hte chouferr.

ohyeah greatest rap linesss right there lol

 

[jason_g_718]

lol. you're wasting your time. stop catching feelings over people you dont even know. herb.

sniper just broke you down too.

go and jerk off to your christina aguilera cd's, kiddo.

LOL @ "sniper just broke you down"

Man, y'all really do take this net life seriously, don't you?

Funny shit, dogg.

 

[jason_g_718]

not really how can u say big l is wack, and then consider urself to know a bit bout battling ??

Uh...it's called an opinion.

You people that blast me constantly no matter what I say claim to be so fucking smart and intelligent. But, then you have the lack of intelligence to say shit like "oh...you think <insert name here> is wack? You don't know shit".

I just don't like Big L. But, then again, I haven't liked most of the rap that has come from the East Coast since the 80's. I just don't like the East Coast sound for the most part. I prefer West Coast stuff. I don't have any disrespect for L, I just don't like him as a rapper. I mean, if 2pac had come out and said "I understand what he did for the game, I respect him as a person and what he's done, but I just don't like Grandmaster Flash's music. I always thought he was overrated". Would you tell Pac that he was an idiot who doesn't know shit about rap?

I just don't like Big L. I don't get what's so great about him. I have listened to Lifestyles... many times since I bought it, giving him a second, third, fourth chance, and I just don't like it. Nothing against L, I just don't like it.

 

[jasedwads]

'I know your feeling me, but I aint feeling U,
i'll make you lay on the ground and eat my Number 2'

 

[mistermakaveli]

why u standen so far back so step mothatfucka, (step up) after this next verse u aint gone have no mo breath mothafucka...

yo moms got those big lips thick hips, she whips whips sucks dicks...

ps im drunk

 

[arabic187]

Uh...it's called an opinion.

You people that blast me constantly no matter what I say claim to be so fucking smart and intelligent. But, then you have the lack of intelligence to say shit like "oh...you think <insert name here> is wack? You don't know shit".

I just don't like Big L. But, then again, I haven't liked most of the rap that has come from the East Coast since the 80's. I just don't like the East Coast sound for the most part. I prefer West Coast stuff. I don't have any disrespect for L, I just don't like him as a rapper. I mean, if 2pac had come out and said "I understand what he did for the game, I respect him as a person and what he's done, but I just don't like Grandmaster Flash's music. I always thought he was overrated". Would you tell Pac that he was an idiot who doesn't know shit about rap?

I just don't like Big L. I don't get what's so great about him. I have listened to Lifestyles... many times since I bought it, giving him a second, third, fourth chance, and I just don't like it. Nothing against L, I just don't like it.

Jason please tell us the truth. When did you start liistening to hip hop? From the real slim shady? then last december you descovered a new rapper called NaS.

Please stop bullshiting and making fun of your self.

Peace

 

[adxg]

I suggest you use this as a freestyle

"Im a faggot who cannot write
I look for punchlines on a internet site
my mother a skank crack filth ho
ill suck my drug dealing brothers cock
for a line of yayo, dont you know
ill suck a golf ball through a piece of hose for some blow
coz im a faggot and my mottos suck it soon as you grab it

 

[Hurts]

Uh...it's called an opinion.

You people that blast me constantly no matter what I say claim to be so fucking smart and intelligent. But, then you have the lack of intelligence to say shit like "oh...you think <insert name here> is wack? You don't know shit".

I just don't like Big L. But, then again, I haven't liked most of the rap that has come from the East Coast since the 80's. I just don't like the East Coast sound for the most part. I prefer West Coast stuff. I don't have any disrespect for L, I just don't like him as a rapper. I mean, if 2pac had come out and said "I understand what he did for the game, I respect him as a person and what he's done, but I just don't like Grandmaster Flash's music. I always thought he was overrated". Would you tell Pac that he was an idiot who doesn't know shit about rap?

I just don't like Big L. I don't get what's so great about him. I have listened to Lifestyles... many times since I bought it, giving him a second, third, fourth chance, and I just don't like it. Nothing against L, I just don't like it.

pac couldnt pick his beats..so yeah he's a faggot...

Its ur opinion..its ok to not like Big L...no 1's goin to agree with you LOL but ok its ur opinion....
Lets all quit askin about when he started jason started listenin i mean do we really care? ( 1999 RITE?) no we dont..lets leave him alone for a while..he might get so sick of not gettin all the attention he gets rite now that he leaves this board and goes back 2 d12world dot com...

LOL@ not likin eastcoast since the 80's..... eastcoast= that real shit....westcoast= had a classics lol...even ice cube went to the fuckin east

 

[Shot 21]

Heres a few punchlines. Youll have to put them in a rhyme.

You must smoke like a chimney cuz you always sucking on a fag.

My flow is so sick they say Im iller than aids.

You bite my style so much, you need a muthafuckin muzzle.

Your rhymes ar so boring, you got the whole crowd yawning - I made that one rhyme#

You dont spit you swallow - you gotta get that one

This seems a bit shit but here goes:

I spit shit that makes you jealous, thats why you call me mutherfucker. We all know that you gay thats why I call you fatherfucker.