Self Awareness.

[raywaters11]

I didn't wanna call this a "self-deprecating" thread but basically that's what I'm looking for. Everyone acknowledge your own flaws and put your e-persona to the side. We all know some flaws in you anyway so why not make some fun of yourself? I feel it helps.
I'll go first.
I'm immature, more in relationships than anything else and that's what I credit my being single to. I'm very jealous even though I try not to be. I give up fairly easily on mostly everything. My emotions run me, like a female, but I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing. I get passionate about all the wrong things and I feel I've made some pretty bad life decisions.

 

[keco52]

All of the above.

 

[raywaters11]

I also think I may have a drinking problem. Like, I can live without alcohol, I just choose not to, and wouldrather not live without it. To me, I think that sounds worse than someone saying "I'd love to stop I just can't" because I can stop...I just don't.

 

[masta247]

I'm the king of the world. Oh that responsibility.

On a serious note I usually think about shit too much and I'm sometimes undecided. Oh and I'm always late. First I just chill and relax thinking that I have a lot of time and then I rush like a fool, panic looking for a cab and all that. I've had some problems because of that.
Perhaps I sound like a nerd sometimes. And sometimes I feel like a sociopath.

 

[Ristol]

I sometimes spend too much time helping old ladies cross the street. And I'm far too charitable.

 

[Pittsey]

I am almost the person I want to be.

 

[dilla]

I get anxious and self-conscious at the same time. This leads me to behave like a menopausal bitch.

 

[S O F I]

I hate people who are late. I'm a panctual ass nigga.

oh, this is about flaws. I guess I say nigga when I shouldn't.

 

[Da_Funk]

I hate people who are late. I'm a panctual ass nigga.

oh, this is about flaws. I guess I say nigga when I shouldn't.

Yeah. Your 23. Grow up.

 

[S O F I]

you're just salty because you're one of those late people.

 

[vg4030]

My ex gf was late once, scared the shit outta me

 

[S O F I]

Did you kill her? Should've.

 

[vg4030]

I was tempted. I was seriously bricking it though, as soon as she told me, in my head I immediately drafted the letter to my parents telling them that my life is over and Im getting a job at IHOP or as a greeter at Meijer

 

[dilla]

My ex gf was late once, scared the shit outta me

Did you scare the "late" out of her, then? With a coat hanger?

 

[Ristol]

^Please don't become a doctor.

 

[dilla]

Well, I'll need to in order to administer anesthesia prior to using a coat hanger. Otherwise they wriggle around and scream too much.

 

[Flipmo]

Just accidentally throw her down a flight of stairs, and as she tumbles down throw down a self-congratulatory Harlem Shake.

 

[raywaters11]

Fuck Shithop.