Seagulls.

[Preach]

I fucking hate them. They're all over town. If I could turn into something I would want to turn into a seagull because only a creature that could annoy someone to the extent a seagull can would be worth being. What creature do you want to be?

 

[2Pax]

An American Pitbull (dog).

 

[Emma]

I'm at least 2 hours from the sea but we get a shit load of them at my school cos of all the litter we drop lol.

I'd be a cat, sleep 16 hours a day, all I have to do is eat, sleep and lick myself. :thumb:

 

[Florida123]

i'd be a starfish cuz i want to live under the sea with the little mermaid

 

[Illuminattile]

A Wolf!!

 

[Jurhum]

I'd be a cat, sleep 16 hours a day, all I have to do is eat, sleep and lick myself. :thumb:

^lool

Eagle

 

[Dave D]

i had this job a whie back and everyday on my way to work, when i got off the bus there would be this seagull perched ontop of a warehouse waiting for me. Motherfucker would circle me and when i started getting near my work it would start diving towards me .. scary shit.

 

[Steph]

a koala all they do is sleep 22 hours a day and then eat and fuck the other two hours

 

[Dave D]

^^^^
sounds like me a couple years ago .. lol

 

[Chronic]

I fucking hate them. They're all over town. If I could turn into something I would want to turn into a seagull because only a creature that could annoy someone to the extent a seagull can would be worth being. What creature do you want to be?

Shouldn't have become a fisherman then.

 

[haunted]

An owl. Sleep all day, and come out at night.

 

[vg4030]

i'd be a starfish cuz i want to live under the sea with the little mermaid

did u know starfish eat and crap from the same hole?

 

[not really ken]

you should try fucking with a crow. them cunts is three times more cleverer and eviler than a seagull.

 

[ToopackShaker]

it's one of my fears to get shitted on by a seagull
i wouldnt mind being a german shepherd, or pitbull for a while

 

[Steph]

^^^^
sounds like me a couple years ago .. lol

lol, u had a nice life

 

[haunted]

OMGZ bro I feel yo pain. Like, this like one like hot girl right well like she had my wang mouthified right. Well I'm about to bust in her sweet sweet oral cavity but I start thinking about how I don't know if she likes me or not. So I couldn't then I started to cry b/c I can't know if she wants to be my gf.

And this one time she almost looked at my best friend, does that mean she is going to break up with me?!!@/21? I'm so crazy about this girl we chatted online twice and I think I'm gonna propose.

Put the pipe down aban

 

[Get In The Van I Have Candy]

A lady cow. People touching your tits day in and day out....oh man.

 

[MarvelouZ]

^^^ lol

btw what is seagull?? i assume a bird livin near sea ?

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Seagulls are fucking here also, and just scream at each other at like 3am, i feel like killing them.

I would be a Lion Groowwwwll!!!

 

[haunted]

^^^ lol

btw what is seagull?? i assume a bird livin near sea ?