Screw My Cat, I'm Disowning It

[AmerikazMost]

I no longer love pussy.. cats. At least not mine.

Today I was doing what all real men do, which was eating chicken and hot sauce, when my cat came over to the table. Now I'm a pretty nice guy, so I thought I'd sure my orgasmic hot sauce experience with my cat. I put some on my finger and held it out to her, but she sniffed it and backed away. "Obviously," I thought to myself, "she has a cold and can't smell straight." So I rubbed the hot sauce on my cat's nose, she licked it, and ran off shaking her head in disgust.

What an ungrateful bitch.

 

[Khaled]

???????????

 

[Emma]

lol cats are too cute, they could never do a thing wrong

 

[Ay-G]

Youre not suppose to give spicy shit to animals. Its bad for them. Just like giving chocolate to a dog...he'll die.

 

[Steph]

Just like giving chocolate to a dog...he'll die.

really?! what if u give them soda?

 

[Emma]

Tha's horrible steph lol. Dogs can handle a lot of food but not junk, they need a healthy diet unless you want them to die.

 

[Steph]

^lol, i was wondering, coz i used to give my dogs chips and soda all the time

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

I give my cat kebabs it weighs 600lbs

 

[Emma]

I give my cat kebabs it weighs 600lbs

fattyness run in the family?

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

No just sexyness..unlike your cats

Oooooooh!!

 

[Emma]

u aNd Ur CaT IS GOnnA GeT muRKEd m8, mUrKed!!!

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

ThUg $TyLe, when I come down there & eat your sister's kebab, eh?

 

[Emma]

ThUg $TyLe, when I come down there & eat your sister's kebab, eh?

do you want sauce with that?

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Nah, but I want it moist like it's fresh.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

lmao!

your cats are getting murked now emmer.

 

[ChrisZimbo]

I no longer love pussy.. cats. At least not mine.

Today I was doing what all real men do, which was eating chicken and hot sauce, when my cat came over to the table. Now I'm a pretty nice guy, so I thought I'd sure my orgasmic hot sauce experience with my cat. I put some on my finger and held it out to her, but she sniffed it and backed away. "Obviously," I thought to myself, "she has a cold and can't smell straight." So I rubbed the hot sauce on my cat's nose, she licked it, and ran off shaking her head in disgust.

What an ungrateful bitch.

lame

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Tha's horrible steph lol. Dogs can handle a lot of food but not junk, they need a healthy diet unless you want them to die.

WTF, do u really think the dog wants to eat the same shit ass dog food every day? HELL NO, I feed my dog Candy everything I eat, she loves Dr. Pepper, Eggrolls, and Vodka. I dont give her chocolate tho. She's 11 years old and very healthy for her age. :thumb:

 

[S. Fourteen]

Dogs don't care what they eat... they eat their own shit.

 

[imported_MAKaveli_10]

Your one funny ass guy. Your making me laugh my head off. I cant believe another living thing can be that ungrateful.

 

[mechman]

hahahaha after reading this it made me think of some of the members on this board

*after U Can Be Touched OG leaks*
"I wAnT mOrE tRaCkS!!!11 gIvE mE mOrE tRaCkS!!111!1"

Sorry, reading this just made me think of a few members