rufas the sheep dogg bruttha

[Rufas]

gday matey me names rufas , im a bit of a doofas but i can run a farm like i used to run the women back in the 70s i think im losing me shit with this old age bloke.

i also rap heres a sample , they call me rufas , rufas the doofas im as mean as a sheep dogg bloke keep stepping and ima choke fuck outa ya cunt .

catcha fellas

 

[masta247]

hello

 

[Tha_Wood]

fuck off paddle pop

 

[Pittsey]

I don't think it's that funny. Trying too hard.

 

[Shadows]

so, is rufas supposed to be a parody of rukas?

 

[Rukas]

Considering its Woody I think he knows better than to do that lol

 

[Rufas]

ya dont wanna step on this prickle bush

hold up blokes this aint no woody ya flaming flamingos im rufas and dont go getting your nickers in a knot ya cobba coz i might just flog ya one got it , matter of fact il out rap any of u mate you fellas got nothing on me

ohh and for that fella or laddy that said im tryina make ya laugh why the fuck would i give a rabbits carrot if ya laughed at me post ay bloke get your shit to gether mate before i make a rap diss on ya

 

[Rufas]

I don't think it's that funny. Trying too hard.

i got a quote for ya fanny fuck dont through a dog a bone if his to old ta catch it coz il fucking rip the bone right outa ya hand ay cobba

 

[Tha_Wood]

yeh not me. my mates retarded little brother.

he got his name from the dog off red dead revolver im pretty sure

 

[Rufas]

woody next time i see u mate il have me poncho ready fella coz ima rip ya head off

its fucking senile ya flaming flamingo

 

[Pittsey]

i got a quote for ya fanny fuck dont through a dog a bone if his to old ta catch it coz il fucking rip the bone right outa ya hand ay cobba

You are trying too hard to be funny.

 

[Rufas]

and you are a fuckwit matey but i aint posting it all ovedr the joint so shut ya fuckin mouth before i through a pickle in it

 

[Pittsey]

and you are a fuckwit matey but i aint posting it all ovedr the joint so shut ya fuckin mouth before i through a pickle in it

The schools in Oz must be pretty bad. And if anyone is "throughing" things.... I will be getting out the way.

 

[Rufas]

ahh change the subject because u just got beten by someone you claim is dumber then u

and u could understand what i said on there because u replyed so seeing im not wrighting a book or anything i proberbly can spell as poorly as i would like

 

[Pittsey]

ahh change the subject because u just got beten by someone you claim is dumber then u

and u could understand what i said on there because u replyed so seeing im not wrighting a book or anything i proberbly can spell as poorly as i would like

You beat me good and proper. Just like beating a sheila, mate.

 

[Rufas]

wanna start again or are u done losing?,fuckin loser

 

[Pittsey]

wanna start again or are u done losing?,fuckin loser

Let's keep it going.

 

[Rufas]

is that all u would like to say ? , cool man.

 

[Pittsey]

is that all u would like to say ? , cool man.

Now you've killed it.


Or to translate to Rufas talk -


Neow uve keeeled eet. Cobba.

 

[Rufas]

now iv even got ya talking like me fella