Technology Rotflmao at Apple

masta247

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Apple just issued their official statement on the non-existent iPhone 4 reception issues. What iPhone 4 users are experiencing when they grip the lower left corner is just their real signal, poor as it seems. Their poor signal has so far been obscured by the deceptive signal bars, which obviously tend to exaggerate the signal levels due to some erroneous formula in the iPhone software.

Apple's statement on the iPhone 4 reception issues (which they previously dismissed as nonexistent), says that all phones have issues in areas of poor signal and it's just that the iPhones show the available signal in a wrong way. Apple plans to fix that with a software release that should make graphical representation of available signal more real. End of problem.

We've seen examples of Apple’s hypocrisy many times but this is just too much. To treat millions of customers who paid big money to have your latest product as a flock of sheep is just outrageous.

How on Earth could an erroneous signal indicator be the reason for dropped calls/reduced data rates? And what is that magical firmware that will bend the laws of physics and improve the iPhone 4 reception when you are holding it… you know… the way you've been holding every other phone you've owned so far?

Apple also dares take a hit at other phones (Motorola, Nokia and RIM) for losing some signal strength when held in a specific way. This is true, of course, but much like Apple’s statement that “iPhone 4 makes video calls a reality”, the implied by this one is ridiculous in much the same way. No other handset loses as much signal when held in a natural way, let alone drop calls because of this.

So yeah, thanks for the effort Apple, but no thanks.

For a good laugh you can follow the source link and read Apple’s full statement.

Apple finds iPhone 4 signal bars misleading, hiding poor signal - GSMArena.com news

And this is that mentioned source at Apple's website. It made my day - epic lulz!:
http://www.apple.com/pr/library/2010/07/02appleletter.html
This pwns the old school Soviet propaganda.
 
Yeah, when I read an article that said Apple knew about this problem since the first-generation iPhone days, I was stunned. iPhone fans have been living a lie for three years now. Sucks.

Not gonna lie, if the iPhone makes its way to VZW at any time, and they're hinting at a early-2011 release if it were to come true, then I may take a good look at the next iPhone in June. Or whenever the next iteration comes out.
 
Come the fuck on...Anyone who buys this shit is a fucking mindless drone, I have no problem with that being said now. Yeah this problem is probably legit...but your iPhone 4 drops calls because of a huge fucking design flaw, not cus of this bullshit
 
LMAO, yeah I read that the other day. That... coupled with the fact that in the States.. AT&T has awful service anyway means that people here with unlocked iPhones only get to make phone calls like 25% of the time.
 

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