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[roaches]

OK, she won't eat nuts either, and thats' what she's supposed to eat.

What a cutie:

 

[Bender]

That bourbon biscuit clearly looked at her ass, if he didn't actually touch it.

 

[S O F I]

roaches just posted a pic of himself. Holy shit.

 

[roaches]

You gonna tape that over your blow-up doll's face, schmookums?

We've named the little dude McLovin McThuggin. I finally managed to forcefeed her some milk and she went through three bottles and she's been napping ever since. She's really undernourished and I've yet to see any signs of adult deer so I guess she's an orphan. We're gonna get her strength up for a day or two and then see what happens.

 

[S O F I]

You gonna tape that over your blow-up doll's face, schmookums?

We've named the little dude McLovin McThuggin. I finally managed to forcefeed her some milk and she went through three bottles and she's been napping ever since. She's really undernourished and I've yet to see any signs of adult deer so I guess she's an orphan. We're gonna get her strength up for a day or two and then see what happens.

I thought you were at least half black.

 

[Tha_Wood]

roaches are you going to stick around on streethop?

 

[PuffnScruff]

sofi is sad that you are not a black man from the ghettos of nawlins. his world has now come crumbling down.

did you bring that deer into your home?

 

[Dogmatic187]

What's it's shit look like? I've never seen deer shit.

 

[roaches]

roaches are you going to stick around on streethop?

No, I think my rep has been destroyed by taking pictures with Bambi and revealing just how much I'll never empathized with sickle cell patients.

did you bring that deer into your home?

Yup. We're gonna take care of her for tonight at least and then find a better place for her. Just weighed and measured her... she might not even be a day old. What the fuck happened that lead her out to my street?

lol @ the speculation. I'm brown, bitches. Born and raised in the 202 and 703, spent a grand total of three months of my life in the +92, miseducated in the 504.

What's it's shit look like? I've never seen deer shit.

She hasn't shit yet, but pellets.

 

[Dogmatic187]

roaches you don't realize that the girls are gonna love you.

 

[roaches]

There're still girls posting here?

 

[Dogmatic187]

^^I think so. I was speaking hypothetically.

 

[roaches]

I will never give anyone dap again. Thanks, whitey!

Video - Breaking News Videos from CNN.com

 

[roaches]

My God, I forgot all about this:

http://www.cocaineblunts.com/blunts/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/nore.pdf

 

[roaches]

When I'm having stomach issues I like to distribute it among all the toilets in this house, by which I mean every one except the one in the bathroom I shower.

I was supposed to have an interview today so I got up early, got myself primped up, threw a fit when I couldn't locate my favorite interview suit, took shits in three bathrooms (wake up at 3 am and eat haleem and you will pay for it aaallll day), even took my brother's electric razor to my giggly areas just for the boost in self-confidence and just as I'm past the first toll booth and beginning to slowly jack off so I'm relaxed when I arrive at the office I get a call to reschedule. Trife.

I miss that fawn:
http://i25.tinypic.com/2evx307.jpg

 

[raywaters11]

lmfao you jack off while driving?
i did that once.
one day, we're gonna have a head on collision
and it will be disgusting....

 

[roaches]

lmfao you jack off while driving?

I slowly jerk myself off. Since I haven't been working out and have been eating like shit for a couple of weeks I'm starting to get some blubber on my thighs that reminds me of fat girls so I like to chafe them together as well and build it through my commute and then when I hit the parking lot I pull over next to the biggest SUV I see and spooge all over the driver's door handle. It's my version of tantric sex. Then I immediately tear the filter off a cigarette and smoke it. The head rush makes me pass out for about 58 seconds.

 

[raywaters11]

and then when I hit the parking lot I pull over next to the biggest SUV I see and spooge all over the driver's door handle.

god damnit that was you???

 

[Dogmatic187]

When I'm having stomach issues I like to distribute it among all the toilets in this house, by which I mean every one except the one in the bathroom I shower.

That's fucking genius. Why didn't I ever think of that?

 

[roaches]

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