Rabbits thrown from car, survive

Illuminattile said:
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"Rabbit is actually pretty nice if prepared well."

yes, how about prepared with a bashed skull, and a broken leg? the meat still nice and tender for you...

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Originally Posted by prince mack
why is everyone getting so emotional over rabbits? when i go hunting i just blow the heads of rabbits right off for fun while i wait for the big game to show up.

i suggest yall join this organization
www.peta.org


remember what i said earlier about certain people being violent and thinking of killing all the time??? yeah...
 
tennis_dog said:
"Rabbit is actually pretty nice if prepared well."

yes, how about prepared with a bashed skull, and a broken leg? the meat still nice and tender for you...

No, just cleanly shot through the head. You dont eat that part anyway. Then skin it, remove the entrails, prepare some nice pieces of meat (flanks and legs do well).

Stew them (the meat)with a mixture of your own imagination. Something with herbs (say....koriander, parsley, some wine, salt, pepper, maybe a pinch of curry if you favour experimenting!). Let your imagination run wild, but remember if must go with the natural flavours of the rabbit.

Then as a second you can't go wrong with potatoes. Pasta or rice can do, but potatoes is best. Boil 'em to the point where they're just about to fall apart, then serve. Timing is of the essence.

As a third, get carrots. Carrots really compliment the earthy, yet rich taste of the rabbit and potatoes. Stew the carrots (you can even stew the carrots along with the rabbit) and add some additional sugar at will to distinguish from the rest of the meal.

At last, we come to the sauce. Now, as the meal is of a natural, earthy, yet rich flavour, we want something to add to that, but not overrule it. As such, i recommend a good herb sauce, comprising onions, mushrooms (no, not the drugs, just plain mushrooms), a tad of wine, some sugar, pepper, salt, a bit of butter, parsley and dragon, a bit of grinded tomatoe and a boullion cube.

The sauce is maybe the delicate bit. Dont be afraid to use a package sauce first time around.


As a final word, remember that timing is everything. The order ive listed it in is also the order of time the parts take. A few hours for the stewed rabbit, 20-15 minutes for your "taters" (depending on the kind i guess.) between 15-10 for the carrots and approx. 5 mins for a package sauce (homemade sauce takes about 10 i gather).


Well, there you go. Exactly how I would have my rabbit.


PS: I may be drunk, stoned and otherwise intoxicated, but this is a real recipe. Any people bold enough to try it and let me now get Duke-Brownie-Points. Don't be afraid to tread in the kitchen, folks. Souls of steel were born in there. Chuck Norris cooks for himself. As does Optimus Prime and Catwoman.
 
rabbit is infact quite bland. If you are in the wild and catch a rabbit, forage some juniper berries and cook them with/inside the rabbit. Also rabbit has almost 0 fat, so if you eat only rabbit for a long time you'll die of rabbit-starvation
 
Glockmatic said:
rabbit is infact quite bland. If you are in the wild and catch a rabbit, forage some juniper berries and cook them with/inside the rabbit. Also rabbit has almost 0 fat, so if you eat only rabbit for a long time you'll die of rabbit-starvation

Wth you pooping about? Man does not need fat to survive. A bit is good for you, yes, but a lack thereof wont kill you.

And rabbit does have fat. Every animal has some fat.
 
Duke said:
No, just cleanly shot through the head. You dont eat that part anyway. Then skin it, remove the entrails, prepare some nice pieces of meat (flanks and legs do well).

Stew them (the meat)with a mixture of your own imagination. Something with herbs (say....koriander, parsley, some wine, salt, pepper, maybe a pinch of curry if you favour experimenting!). Let your imagination run wild, but remember if must go with the natural flavours of the rabbit.

Then as a second you can't go wrong with potatoes. Pasta or rice can do, but potatoes is best. Boil 'em to the point where they're just about to fall apart, then serve. Timing is of the essence.

As a third, get carrots. Carrots really compliment the earthy, yet rich taste of the rabbit and potatoes. Stew the carrots (you can even stew the carrots along with the rabbit) and add some additional sugar at will to distinguish from the rest of the meal.

At last, we come to the sauce. Now, as the meal is of a natural, earthy, yet rich flavour, we want something to add to that, but not overrule it. As such, i recommend a good herb sauce, comprising onions, mushrooms (no, not the drugs, just plain mushrooms), a tad of wine, some sugar, pepper, salt, a bit of butter, parsley and dragon, a bit of grinded tomatoe and a boullion cube.

The sauce is maybe the delicate bit. Dont be afraid to use a package sauce first time around.


As a final word, remember that timing is everything. The order ive listed it in is also the order of time the parts take. A few hours for the stewed rabbit, 20-15 minutes for your "taters" (depending on the kind i guess.) between 15-10 for the carrots and approx. 5 mins for a package sauce (homemade sauce takes about 10 i gather).


Well, there you go. Exactly how I would have my rabbit.


PS: I may be drunk, stoned and otherwise intoxicated, but this is a real recipe. Any people bold enough to try it and let me now get Duke-Brownie-Points. Don't be afraid to tread in the kitchen, folks. Souls of steel were born in there. Chuck Norris cooks for himself. As does Optimus Prime and Catwoman.


hahaa, retaliate my sarcasm with yours...good one...

and yeah, i've heard rabbit was kinda bad...but its all good...people eat monkey brains i hear too...
 
Duke said:
Wth you pooping about? Man does not need fat to survive. A bit is good for you, yes, but a lack thereof wont kill you.

And rabbit does have fat. Every animal has some fat.

rabbit is one of the leanest animals in the world, look up rabbit-starvation and read up on it
 
yeah...rabbits cant afford to be fat....they're always on the run, being fat would be detrimental....i always see rabbits doing windsprints in my backyard....situps and pushups...they gotta build muscle and stay in shape....
 
Glockmatic said:
rabbit is one of the leanest animals in the world, look up rabbit-starvation and read up on it

lol. i know. its common sense. But lean does not mean no fat at all. :)


I say this also qualifies as the most useless discussion of the month.:laugh:
 
lack of fat in a diet will kill you yes but rabbit has enough fat for humans to survive on.Now,eating only rabbit will still kill you,but it has nothing to do with fat.the protein it supplies to your body lacks so many nutrients such as amino acids and creatine.what happens then is your body starts feeding off of your own muscle,even your heart and organs until you die.
 
prince mack said:
lack of fat in a diet will kill you yes but rabbit has enough fat for humans to survive on.Now,eating only rabbit will still kill you,but it has nothing to do with fat.the protein it supplies to your body lacks so many nutrients such as amino acids and creatine.what happens then is your body starts feeding off of your own muscle,even your heart and organs until you die.


Is it possible at all to survive of just 1 type on food or meat?
 
can we just leave fuckin rabbits alone??? lets butcher a cow for beef, shoot the chicken for wings and fried chicken, and kill the pig for sausages, but leave fuckin rabbits alone...i see em in my lawn all the time...the worst they do is shit in the cups of my mom's tulips, and thats about as bad as it gets....their poop looks like chocolate raisins...rabbits rule....
 
heres a quote about rabbit starvation

"The groups that depend on the blubber animals are the most fortunate in the hunting way of life," wrote Stefansson, "for they never suffer from fat-hunger. This trouble is worst, so far as North America is concerned, among those forest Indians who depend at times on rabbits, the leanest animal in the North, and who develop the extreme fat-hunger known as rabbit-starvation. Rabbit eaters, if they have no fat from another source-beaver, moose, fish-will develop diarrhea in about a week, with headache, lassitude, a vague discomfort. If there are enough rabbits, the people eat till their stomachs are distended; but no matter how much they eat they feel unsatisfied. Some think a man will die sooner if he eats continually of fat-free meat than if he eats nothing, but this is a belief on which sufficient evidence for a decision has not been gathered in the north. Deaths from rabbit-starvation, or from the eating of other skinny meat, are rare; for everyone understands the principle, and any possible preventive steps are naturally taken."

Amino acids are part of it, but there is not enough fat in wild rabbit to live off of. Ask survivalists and chefs :)
 

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