R U Smart Enough 2 Answer Dis Question?

[LilTrigger]

Ok who can answer this Q


A bird was flying high when she started to give birth 2 da eggs,
remember she is in high altitude here.
So why didnt the eggs Break ??????????????????????????????????????????

 

[S. Fourteen]

- the bird came down and landed in her nest, then gave birth
- the eggs landed in a pile of hay
- the eggs landed in soft snow
- the eggs were made out of stone
- the chicks came out of the egg in mid-air and magically flew away

should I keep going?

 

[not really ken]

some birds don't lay eggs!

maybe this bird was one of thosethat don't lay eggs like a pigeon

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Coz she started to give birth, she hadnt given birth yet

 

[THUG-7]

The egg fell on the ocean ?

 

[Aight Son]

Ok who can answer this Q


A bird was flying high when she started to give birth 2 da eggs,
remember she is in high altitude here.
So why didnt the eggs Break ??????????????????????????????????????????

Since they were falling from high attitude, they're decent speeds were so fast, the eggs discinergreated during freefall thus they did not break.

OR family guy's answer : because you touch yourself at night


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[Dave D]

some birds don't lay eggs!

maybe this bird was one of thosethat don't lay eggs like a pigeon

pigeons dont lay eggs?

 

[2Pax]

-The term 'Bird' is a metaphor for a hot chick who was actually on a plane, the eggs didn't break because there were none.
-Because it was a magical movie and Dorothy out of the Wizard of Oz came along with her red slippers and magicked them to safety.

 

[LilTrigger]

Nope All of you are wrong so far!!!!!

 

[2Pax]

I KNOW, THE BIRD was a penguin or an Emu or something, hence the ground level hence the eggs not breaking....oh fuck just read third line in your post, but maybe they was on a cliff or something and they ran down???

 

[THUG-7]

Nope All of you are wrong so far!!!!!

What is it then ? *Cocks the glock*

 

[S. Fourteen]

- The bird was in an airplane



the chances of getting the right answer is 1 out of infinite since there are infinite possibilties.

 

[Nut]

Ok who can answer this Q


A bird was flying high when she started to give birth 2 da eggs,
remember she is in high altitude here.
So why didnt the eggs Break ??????????????????????????????????????????

The eggs froze because it's cold at high altitudes, maybe the eggs never hatched or the birds gotta have super power that they broke the egg and the ice surrounding it.

 

[not really ken]

I KNOW, THE BIRD was a penguin or an Emu or something, hence the ground level hence the eggs not breaking....oh fuck just read third line in your post, but maybe they was on a cliff or something and they ran down???

penguins and emus dont fly

 

[S. Fourteen]

penguins and emus dont fly

they can if they were in an airplane.


possible outcome # 208937092837492839827938742938749283- I was skydiving and cought the egg in mid-air.


edit: birds can't lay eggs in mid-air. duh!

 

[ItsmeyaC]

this thread made me laugh man

 

[Rukas]

Because the eggs fell in a massive soft pile of shit that is this thread.

 

[Bender]

Ok who can answer this Q


A bird was flying high when she started to give birth 2 da eggs,
remember she is in high altitude here.
So why didnt the eggs Break ??????????????????????????????????????????

Birds don't 'give birth' to eggs, they lay them.

It is Politically incorrect use of the English language. They didn't break is because she didn't 'give birth' to any eggs.

Or...

You was dreaming so the eggs were immaterial and therefore could't break.

 

[2Pax]

penguins and emus dont fly

he says it was flying high, maybe it's a metaphor for high on weed

 

[OxyContin]

they didn't brake because I fucked the bird up her coochie while she was laying that shit and then they went back up in that muthafucka, YEAH! Lil' John.