R U Smart Enough 2 Answer Dis Question?

[HitEmUpOutDaParK]

OK the Question here is: 'R U Smart Enough 2 Answer Dis Question?'

Not 'can you find the answer to this question' So, does our posting with answers imply that we are smart, regardless of what our answer is? because we have provided an answer?

I sense this thread is misleading in a suspense of finding the answer.

nah

 

[Bender]

So what's the answer to this seemingly stupid riddle? If there is one.

 

[Eric]

Ok who can answer this Q


A bird was flying high when she started to give birth 2 da eggs,
remember she is in high altitude here.
So why didnt the eggs Break ??????????????????????????????????????????

Use proper grammar when you're asking questions that require thought. It makes you look like an idiot.

 

[Prince]

cuz the bird was having her period on a plane and she caught the egg in a tempon.

 

[shattered dreams]

because birds cant lay eggs while flying

 

[Florida123]

A duck walks into a convenient store and walks up the counter. The duck asks, "Got any grapes?" "No," said the puzzled store clerk. The duck smiles and walks out the door. A little while later the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?" The clerk replies, "No! Like I already told you 15 minutes ago, I don't have any grapes!" The duck smiles and walks out. A little while later the duck returns and again asks "Got any grapes?" The irate clerk yells, "No! We didn't have any, we don't have any, and were not going to have any. If you come back in here again I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!" The duck smiles and walks out. Later the duck returns and asks the clerk "Got any nails?" The clerk says "NO!" The duck replies, "Good! Got any grapes?"

 

[LeatherFace]

a woman walks into a grocery store and asks for a cuecumber, the shopkeeper gives her the cuecumber and asks "Would you like it sliced?". The woman replies " It's a pussy i have, not a fuckin slot machine."

 

[Stone_Cold]

A man walks into the butchers and asked
"What happened to your assitant?"
"I sacked him"
"Why?"
"Cos he kept sticking his dick in the bacon slicer"
"Well what happened to your bacon slicer?"
"I sacked her aswell!"