One day, Lennon was waiting for his bus to go to work at the bus stop. As he was waiting, he noticed a pink piece of paper lying on the floor. Curiosity got the better of him and he bent down to pick it up. As he was bending down the bus came flying by and he missed it. He stood there cursing the sky but then realised there was nothing he could do about it. So he plodded on to work. An hour later he walked into work. As soon as he stepped through the door, his boss challenged him as to why he was late. "Well Mr Derrick I missed the bus. It went by as I was picking this up", he produced the pink piece of paper and handed it to his boss. Mr Derrick looked at the piece of paper and his face changed to fury. "Thats it you are fired! Forget the month in hand, it is effective immediately! Fuck off!!" Lennon couldnt believe it. Depressed he went home. "Why are you back so early?" His wife questioned. "I got fired." He replied. "Wha..why?" She asked. "Because of this pink piece of paper" he replied handing it to her. With one look at the pink piece of paper, she slapped him. "Thats it! I want a divorce! Get out of this house now!!" Lennon was chucked out with his belongings threw all over the lawn. Being chucked out of his home and fired, Lennon decided to do what men do best: he gathered his stuff and went to the local pub. All day he sat there downing shots of whiskey. After 5 hours the barman came up to him. "Look mate Ive noticed that your real depressed, Its okay you can tell me whats wrong." Lennon told him about being fired and being kicked out by his wife. He handed the barman the pink piece of paper so he could see for himself. The barman was outraged with the pink piece of paper. "Get out! You are banned from this pub forever!" With nowhere to go, Lennon wandered the streets until he was stopped by a policeman. "Excuse me mister, can you explain why you are wandering the streets drunk at this time of the night?" Lennon told the officer all about the unlucky events of the day. "Well how can all this possibly happen in 1 day?" the policeman quizzed. Lennon showed him the pink piece of paper. After seeing it, the policeman roughly pushed him against the car and handcuffed him. "your under arrest!" He barked. Lennon was in a cell for 6 days until the trial date arrived. The only evidence he had was the pink piece of paper so he handed it to the Judge. As soon as he looked at it, the judge slammed down his hammer: "You, sir do not deserve to be free! I sentence you to death with no chance of appeal!" So Lennon spent 4 months on death row until the day finally arrived. When asked for any last requests he said "Well first off, I would like to take a walk outside to feel the air and hear the birds sing. And secondly I want to know what was on that damn piece of paper!" He was granted these two requests. After the guard handed him the piece of paper he was let into the hills to stroll for a while under close guard. The sun shined, the birds sang and the wind blew against his skin. He sat down on a rock and decided to satisfy his curiosity. He pulled out the pink piece of paper, opened it up and.......
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