Photos from Mel B's new Burlesque show in Vegas.

[k69atie]

Lol @ semen deposit xx

 

[S O F I]

Oh, you hopeless romantic.

We are talking about a semen deposit here, not marriage.

Her personality makes her less attractive and annoying. Unless she was a hooker, I wouldn't be able to get past her personality for me to deposit semen. In women, I can't separate personality/character and looks when looking for sex because to get to sex you have to get past the personality and if the personality annoys me, I let it be known.

 

[ARon]

Sofi has a point. If Eddie couldn't handle the bitch noooobody can

 

[Bobby Sands]

I never said she had a dog face - just saying what it said in the paper.

I just don't think she is that attractive. Not stunning anyway in those pics - there was pics of her in the paper today in a bikini just round the pool no make up on or anything and she looked so much better than in that peep show - she look amazing xx

Yea i meant that the guy writing for the Star is an idiot. of course i wasnt referring to you Katie . Saying that she has the head of a dog isnt fair because she isnt bad looking.

Yea we get the Daily Star here. I hate all those tabloids though especially the Sun.

 

[k69atie]

It was that joe guy that went out with sarah from girls aloud in his column on sunday xxx

 

[Duke]

Her personality makes her less attractive and annoying. Unless she was a hooker, I wouldn't be able to get past her personality for me to deposit semen. In women, I can't separate personality/character and looks when looking for sex because to get to sex you have to get past the personality and if the personality annoys me, I let it be known.

Since we're talking about a celebrity, I think we can disregard certain realistic circumstances, like having to chat her up, because we are talking about a hypothetical porking here. No dinners, no talking, no phone calls, no courtesy. Just purely hypothetical, as one would discuss scheduling in hypothetical dick-suckings.

 

[Bobby Sands]

It was that joe guy that went out with sarah from girls aloud in his column on sunday xxx

which one is Sarah?

 

[Sebastian]

In women, I can't separate personality/character and looks when looking for sex because to get to sex you have to get past the personality and if the personality annoys me, I let it be known.

So true.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

I saw her in a Fish and Chip shop a few years ago, she lives around here, she was with her sister who seemed to want more attention lawl. She didnt look that hot.

 

[S O F I]

Since we're talking about a celebrity, I think we can disregard certain realistic circumstances, like having to chat her up, because we are talking about a hypothetical porking here. No dinners, no talking, no phone calls, no courtesy. Just purely hypothetical, as one would discuss scheduling in hypothetical dick-suckings.

lol there's no guidelines here. I saw this thread gaining replies and I couldn't understand why and when I looked in it finally, it was almost 20 identical replies. I thought I'd say something different...actually no, I found it real hard to say the same thing you guys were saying because it's blah so it finally popped into my head to say something different.

 

[Duke]

Saying a celeb's personality would be a turn off for you when it came to having sex with her, is the same as saying you'd be unsettled by the sun's glare when you stick your dick in it's core.


You're never going to, anyway.

 

[S O F I]

Saying a celeb's personality would be a turn off for you when it came to having sex with her, is the same as saying you'd be unsettled by the sun's glare when you stick your dick in it's core.


You're never going to, anyway.

. In women, I can't separate personality/character and looks when looking for sex because to get to sex you have to get past the personality and if the personality annoys me, I let it be known.

See that? It applies to all women. There's no exception for celebrities. It doesn't matter if I have no chance with her, my stance on the matter is unchanged.

I'm trying to somewhat extend the discussion here and you're persistently trying to keep it on Mel B.

Do you, like Eddie Murphy, have a fascination with trannies?

 

[Duke]

You insist on debating a hypothetical situation from a real world standpoint.

Why?

I'm sure you are capable to seperate total attractiveness from pure aesthetic attrativeness.

If you aren't, then case closed and poor you.

 

[S O F I]

You insist on debating a hypothetical situation from a real world standpoint.

Why?

how else should I?

I'm sure you are capable to separate total attractiveness from pure aesthetic attractiveness.

If you aren't, then case closed and poor you.

I am capable of separating the two but it doesn't mean I do it. I choose not to. Is that decision set in stone for life? Well, no. But from past experience, that has been the case. If a girl has a real ugly personality, can she turn me on? Yes. But will I put myself out there and propose sex to her even if I can't stand her? No.*


*on the condition that I am sober.

 

[Duke]

So, let's see. You enter a totally white and empty room. Mel B. is on the floor, legs spread like some Biblical whore. At that point you go "Well, Mrs. B, I'm terribly sorry but based on what I've heard, I don't like your personality. So never mind the fact I don't even have to talk to you or see you ever again, I'm just going to NOT put my dick in your vagina, because your reported personality is a theoretical turn-off for me"


That would make you a total, emotionally-driven, utterly reprehensible shadow of a man.

In fact, it would make you a GIRL.

 

[S O F I]

So, let's see. You enter a totally white and empty room. Mel B. is on the floor, legs spread like some Biblical whore. At that point you go "Well, Mrs. B, I'm terribly sorry but based on what I've heard, I don't like your personality. So never mind the fact I don't even have to talk to you or see you ever again, I'm just going to NOT put my dick in your vagina, because your reported personality is a theoretical turn-off for me"


That would make you a total, emotionally-driven, utterly reprehensible shadow of a man.

In fact, it would make you a GIRL.

Now I see why you asked why I insist on debating a hypothetical situation from a real world standpoint.

If, hypothetically, I was ever to find myself in that situation, I would go for it because I wouldn't be exposed to her personality while courting her. However, since that is unlikely, it's almost pointless to talk about it. If I had to go through the motions of courting her in hopes of reaching that point, I would most likely tell her to fuck off at one point or another.


...and I think that does it.

denny crane.

over and out.

 

[k69atie]

which one is Sarah?

The blonde one xx

 

[k69atie]

I saw her in a Fish and Chip shop a few years ago, she lives around here, she was with her sister who seemed to want more attention lawl. She didnt look that hot.

I think her sister was in emmerdale for a bit that is probably why she looked like she wanted more attention x

 

[Chronic]

denny crane.

over and out.

You've started watching Boston Legal? Good man

 

[Duke]

Now I see why you asked why I insist on debating a hypothetical situation from a real world standpoint.

If, hypothetically, I was ever to find myself in that situation, I would go for it because I wouldn't be exposed to her personality while courting her. However, since that is unlikely, it's almost pointless to talk about it. If I had to go through the motions of courting her in hopes of reaching that point, I would most likely tell her to fuck off at one point or another.


...and I think that does it.

denny crane.

over and out.

Very well. We concur then. We have reached an agreement.

"However, since that is unlikely, it's almost pointless to talk about it."

That's why we call it hypothetical in this sense, right? Like you scheduling your day around me hypothetically sucking your dick.


Or.....?



Btw, lmao, katie, did you thank me for that post just because you thought it was funny or because you noticed the hidden "men are shallow" hint?