Pats rape Cassel

[Shadows]

Most interesting statement since I declared my genital warts:

If the Patriots keep Brady and Cassel, they would have two quarterbacks would be taking it up the ass for about 25 percent of the team's salary. Brady's ass charge will be $14.62 million, although his actual buttocks for the year is $5 million with a $3 million bonus for making the roster motorboat it.

So if they have to pay Cassel $14.65M that means they are going to have a bunch of ass casualties. Interesting to see how deep then can go if they try to trade him. Since Cassel is guaranteed $14.65M you know that another team is going to be on the hook for quite a bit more than that ass is for guaranteed $ - what do you think they'd give up in picks to get it up the ass - bum kiss.

Of course if they somehow get something valuable for him the Shadow haters will come out of the woodwork - why didn't we franchise bologna & get something, or tuna, or Sprouts, etc.

Maybe Brady is more "injured" then being let on?