Omegle

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Omegle


Here is mine:


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Stranger: i like boobs
You: hello
You: my parents dont know im talking to strangers
You: they said
You: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: :O
You: i got boobs
Stranger: what now?
Stranger: really?
You: boobs
Stranger: me too
You: yes
You: that'
You: s great
You: do you like yours?
Stranger: i think so too
You: i like mine
Stranger: oh i looove mine
You: i got grapes.
Stranger: they're pretty
You: my friend has lemons
You: they're nasty
Stranger: hahahahahha
Stranger: i don't know what mine are
You: well, what do they do, stranger?
You: hang low? to the opposite sides?
You: too high?
Stranger: they're kinda huge
You: oh really? Size G? my friend has size G
You: I guess you have balloons
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: we don't have that here
You: Block Busters?
Stranger: balloons
Stranger: that's cute
Stranger: we do have block busters
Stranger: but i don't go there very often
You: im talking about your boobs
Stranger: i know HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
You: okay, thanks for the talk, but i'm into asses more.

 

[Prize Gotti]

lol wtf

 

[Stone_Cold]

wow i was on that for like 3 seconds before a racial slur was used

 

[masta247]

Omegle is awesome. It's classic here.

Here are some dope ones:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: where are you from?

You: cali

Stranger: nice...

You: u

Stranger: wheathers fine?

Stranger: germany

You: really? my grandpa got a free trip to germany

Stranger: that´s crazy

Stranger: hope he enjoys it...

You: oh this was in 1945

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: mpnet?
Stranger: are u normal?
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Stranger: shit

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mp.net?

Stranger: U want to have sex baby?

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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Look
Stranger: The internet is not something you can just dump things on
You: 8D
Stranger: Its not a big dump truck
Stranger: Its. . . its . . . a series of tubes
You: no shit!
You: there's redtube
You: youtube
Stranger: they are filled with 0's and 1's
You: porntube
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[_carmi]

i don't get the point of chatting with strangers randomly like that lol. when i was younger sure but now no.

 

[Shadows]

lmao at Chris Hansen shit!

and Carmi, just do one that's funny. It's not like we it's anything serious.

StoneCold: I know, I didn't even know it connected and the dude typed BOOBS right away.

 

[_carmi]

^he was expecting some young teenage girl

 

[Casey]

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Stranger: HEY BABY
You: blarg
Stranger: I PUT ON MY WIZARD ROBE AND HAT
You: lmao
You: thats funny
Stranger: AND CAST MIND CONTROL
Stranger: RANK 3
Stranger: your turn
Stranger: stupid cunt
You: FAGGOT FUCK
Stranger: WOAH
Stranger: LANGUAGE
You: indeed
You: this is some funny shit
Stranger: precisely
Stranger: your some funny shit
You: absolutely
You: as are you
Stranger: positively
You: negatively, i flipped it on ya!
You: lol
Stranger: ICWUTUDIDTHAR
You: LAWL
Stranger: LUL
You: LULZZZZZZ ROFLCOPTER
Stranger: RACECAR
You: LOLLERSKATES
Stranger: WIENERCOPTORS
You: haha
Stranger: ill stick my dick
Stranger: in ur butt
Stranger: and pee
Stranger: gallons
You: no thanx
You: DO NOT WANT
Stranger: DO WANT

 

[Prize Gotti]

Lol I spent an hour last night convincing some guy I was a Vietnamese transexual crack whore. I should have saved that convo, was funny as fuck.

Stranger: you want it in the ass?
You: Sure but I must shave legs first
You: You mind facial hair?
Stranger: No shave that aswell

 

[SiGh]

Lol I spent an hour last night convincing some guy I was a Vietnamese transexual crack whore. I should have saved that convo, was funny as fuck.

I have that convo..






















...wtf?

 

[Stone_Cold]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: why do women wear make up and perfume?
You: dunno
Stranger: cuz they're ugly and they smell bad
You: true
Stranger: oi what's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
You: dunno?
Stranger: you don't usually fuck a sandwich before you eat it
You: whats balck and blue and hates sex?
You: black**
Stranger: dunno what?
You: the 6 year old girl in my basement
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how do you make an infant cry twice?
You: dunno
Stranger: wipe the blood off your cock onto it's teddy bear
You: ha ha ha roflcopter
Stranger: what's the worst thing about having sex with a toddler?
You: ???????//
Stranger: getting the blood out of the clownsuit
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[Shadows]

That last one was a bit disturbing. :/

lmfao @ SiGh

 

[Preach]

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Stranger: hello, i want to order a pizza

You: i am sorry

You: we only deliver indian food

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: lemme think, hold on a sec

You: second is up

Stranger: oke, i would like to order indian food

You: i will no longer accept any order you place with us

You: you violated the terms of your own agreement

Stranger: why is that

Stranger: indians are cool?

You: please leave my stores internet ordering service immediately

Stranger: no i wont

Stranger: me hungry

You: then, sir, i may have to call the authorities on you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Preach]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hii

You: i have no friends

Stranger: u from?

You: and i have no life

You: tonight i will be comitting suicide

You: i wanted to talk to someone about it first

You: i just don't see a point in living anymore

Stranger: don't do that

Stranger: you great!

You: hmm, you know, you're right

You: i actually won't

You: thanks!

Stranger: no, really

You: yeah, really

Stranger: you have a frien now ;D

You: i see things differently now

You: i AM great

You: i'm actually so great i dont understand why i wasted time talking to you in the first place

Stranger: friend*

You: i have other places to be

You: goodbye

 

[Bender]

thanks for the link shadows. i have just finished chatting with a 22yr old chick from austrailia, talking to her for over an hour, got her msn too

 

[Duke]

lmao @ Preach suicide scheme.

@ Yeshua: MSN romance is SO high school.

 

[Bender]

@ Yeshua: MSN romance is SO high school.

yeah, she is in high school, so what :cheesy:

 

[hizzle?]

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Stranger: Booya!

You: Boo ya? are you an arab

You: did you just make yourself explode in this chat room

Stranger: Thank god no

Stranger: ;/

Stranger: That would leave a mess

You: That's great. because i would've thrown a circumsized cock at you.

You: So what's your take on rape?

You: Yes or no?

Stranger: Depends

Stranger: Grouprape?

Stranger: And at what time

You: is place important to you?

Stranger: Well i dont want to rape someone on a bed of nails

Stranger: so kinda

You: ok

You: so I give you the choice, you tell me which one you'd prefer

Stranger: B

Stranger: nvm

Stranger: ill take A

Stranger: b is for the failpp

Stranger: ppl*

You: A group rape where you are the only white person, where you're raping an aborigian neanderthal child = A

Stranger: Would the child be male or female

You: B would have been a rape where you would have pushed screwdrivers inside a retarded female.

You: female come on now, gays are disgusting

Stranger: Id take

Stranger: A

You: good choice I say

Stranger: just cuz i have a schrewdriver-allergy

You: been nice chatting with you son. But I'm currently shitting in the bathroom and I'm about to finish.

 

[Shadows]

^lmao at the end.

 

[Preach]

Earlier I chatted with a 17 year old girl from Miami that had spent the past few years living and traveling around the world. She was in Malaysia at the time. Pretty impressive.

And right now I am talking with a Brazilian who lost his virginity to a whore, unprotected. We have so much to talk about