My Neighbor Who Should Fall Down a Manhole

[Ristol]

I have this ultimate douchebag for a neighbor. His name is Charlie.

I live on a dead end. Five minutes ago, he roared down the street in his retarded little PT Cruiser, blaring his car horn SO HIS DOGS WOULD KNOW HE WAS HOME. My peace and quiet is less important to him than his dogs having five seconds foreknowledge of his arrival. Seriously, he honked 15 times. I decided it was between going out there and yelling at him or making a thread about him. I have chosen the healthier option of internet therapy.

He also often walks around in his boxers. He is a real inconsiderate fuckball. He is unsculpted but shameless. No one ever wants to see him in his underwear, but we do every single day of our lives.

I've noticed a lot of you aren't from the U.S. Anybody know if your country lacks an extradition treaty with mine? I'm about to go CLOCKTOWER on this guy and the horrific animals he calls his children. (Now laugh with me people.)

Anybody have a neighbor like this, or live next to a nuke plant, or under a rollercoaster? I think either of those things are comparable. Fuck my neighbor. That is all.

 

[Little Skittle]

I hate when people call animals their children.

 

[Prize Gotti]

Fuck my neighbor

I wanna fuck mine

 

[Shadows]

Our neighbor is a bitch. First, he tries to hack our wireless. Then, he tries to take the parking in front of our house, b/c he has a piece of shit camaro, that he's been trying to fix for like 15 yrs but never has. Then, he is always looking over the fence when we have parties, like it's his business and shit.

/vent.

 

[_streethop101]

My neighbor is most likely a fiend, sores on his arms and shit, always home, no vehicle and no job. This guy is so bad a PT Cruiser would be an upgrade. No shit.
Talks to his dogs while trying to convince them to take a shit, he has like three dogs, four cats, a fat wife, and a daughter whom I feel sympathy for, all in a two bedroom apartment.
He thinks I'm his friend for some reason, always offering to let me borrow his old ass 2 Live Crew cd's, wait, they aren't even 2 Live Crew cd's, he BURNT 2 Live Crew onto blank discs. INTENTIONALLY!! What. The. Fuck.

Shadows, Ristol, let's all move our neighbors into one apartment and let them eat each other. We can make bets on who lasts longest. Then kill the winner.

 

[Stred]

my neighbors are afraid of me, I think it might have something to do with shooting beer bottles off the fence.

 

[keco52]

My neighbors bring me vegetables from their garden and home made pies

 

[Bobby Sands]

my neighbours are all dead.

 

[_streethop101]

Keco's neighbors > All of our neighbors