my legs are asleep

CalcuoCuchicheo said:
^
Honestly?

I would've freaked out.

I've had my limbs out of commission but not my stomach.
Yep, it was weird. But i think i have something wrong with me because everytime i wake up my arm is asleep :(
 
I can definately believe that it was weird.

As for your arm, it's probably just the way you sleep. Sometimes I wake up with my head lying on my arm & the arm is numb. Obviously my head has stopped blood circulating.
 
kiss this fools
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RIP2pac&kadafi said:
lol, thats a nice story, lets hear more
Well, the meteor hit me and I said, "Ow! You sneaky son of a bitch!" Then I brushed the space dirt off my shoulders. After that, these little aliens popped out of the meteor, and said they were gonna soot me with their lasers. So I said "Arrrgggh! I'm a pirate," and stepped on one. The others got pissed and shot me, and it shrunk me down to an ant, so I then crawled all over Steph's leg.
 
^
Whoa, you're a smooth pedo.

Just move from one to the other....guess there ain't no love, in the heart of a pedo...
 

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