My Idiot Friend, Part Deux. A must read.

OxyContin

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I don't even know where to start, so here we go.

This happened on Saturday, March 19, 2005.

A "friend" of mine, we'll call him D, drives a 1999 Honda Prelude. It's a preety good car, and it's got some power in it. His drivers' license has been suspended for many months now and he NEVER had car insurance for that Prelude.

On saturday, after a night of drinking/snorting coke, he decides to visit us in good ol' Port Richmond, Philly. He's hauling ass on I-95 doing speeds around 80 mph. His girlfriend and her best friend are with him. All of the sudden he loses control of his car and hits a couple of cars next to him and crashes the car into the concrete median. Both of the girls lose conscience due to the crash, and get their shoes knocked off their feet. He wakes them up, his girlfriends' best friend is bleeding from her nose. They're both panicking, he tells them that they have to get out the car and run since he's intoxicated, and he doesn't have the proper papers for that car. Keep in mind that both of the girls are barefoot.

His girlfriend gets out the car in the middle of the highway and stumbles and falls. Turns out her leg is broken! He picks her up and drags her down the exit ramp with the broken leg, while the other girl is right behind them bleeding from the nose.

As they get off the exit ramp they see a Police car closing quickly behind them. He let's go of his girlfriend, and starts running away from the Police. The two girls sit down on a curb as one of the patrol cars stops to assist them. The other cop car chases after D.

The girls, in total shock, start lying to the Police about what just happened. They told the officer that they both tripped on the pavement and one of them broke her nose, while the other did something to her leg. The officer smelled bullshit right away, since he saw D run off. He called an ambulance. The other patrol car catches up with D and puts his dumb ass in cuffs and brings him over to the girls in order to find out the truth, and then they take off to the scene of the accident to investigate.

I don't know the exact figure of how many cars he bumped into, but I know for a fact that he totalled his car.

He's in jail right now on a $5,000.00 bond. His parents are both alcoholics who definetly won't post bail, even though his pops makes good money doing construction. No one, not even his friends, will post his bail. All of my friends, especially the girls, are fed up with his dumb ass. We helped him out too many times. He never learns.

He's the type of a dumb ass who barely finished grade school, and quit high school after 3 weeks. He got into drugs and rap music when he came to the U.S. from Poland in 2000. He's the epitomy of a "wigger". I mean if you saw him...you'd understand. His teeth are rotten out from snorting coke. This dude is 6'2" feet tall and weights like a 140lbs.

So anyways what do people get for...

*driving while the influence of alcohol and drugs.
*having a suspended license with no car insurance.
*causing a multiple car accident
*fleeing the scene of a mutliple accident.
*putting lives in danger...?

can they charge him with other things?....

I'm preety sure we won't see him for a long time...
 
"Both of the girls lose conscience due to the crash, and get their shoes knocked off their feet. He wakes them up, his girlfriends' best friend is bleeding from her nose. They're both panicking, he tells them that they have to get out the car and run since he's intoxicated, and he doesn't have the proper papers for that car. Keep in mind that both of the girls are barefoot. "

"The girls, in total shock, start lying to the Police about what just happened. They told the officer that they both tripped on the pavement and one of them broke her nose, while the other did something to her leg. The officer smelled bullshit right away"

hahaha well... I don't even know what to say about this story.... I mean..... no comment
 
does the amount of money that you have to pay for the bail have something to do with how long he'll stay in jail???

like 50 000$ is like a really serious charge that can get you locked up for 25 years
and lets say 10 000 like 5 years...


i'm just wodnering...and i'm canadian that explains why i dont udnerstand :D
 
he just left his girl there with a broken leg to save his own ass??.. what a fucking loser..

... and she still tried to cover for him.. what a lucky guy :rolleyes:
 
If this story is true or not.....what are we supposed to say? What do you expect?
 
^ I wouldn't write that whole essay if it wasn't true. I just wanted to share the idiocity of my peers....
 
God damn cokeheads.
They're all over the place, fucking cokeheads.

Preludes are nice though, my friend has one. Concidentially, he was in an accident to with me in it, wasn't his fault though..

Anyways, that stupid mother fucker would have probably gotten a lesser sentence if he didn't flee from the scene/cops. He just should of stayed in his totaled car.

How the fuck can he leave his girl like that with a broken leg?

Whatever, you won't see him for a awhile. I hope he enjoys the company of Nasty Nate in jail, cause he's gonna mating with him for awhile.

Peace
 
how hizzle? said:
does the amount of money that you have to pay for the bail have something to do with how long he'll stay in jail???

like 50 000$ is like a really serious charge that can get you locked up for 25 years
and lets say 10 000 like 5 years...


i'm just wodnering...and i'm canadian that explains why i dont udnerstand :D

bail is usually set on how serious the crime was i believe
 
FlipMo said:
I hope he enjoys the company of Nasty Nate in jail, cause he's gonna mating with him for awhile.

Peace

lol hahahaha, good one.

PS, I'm gonna make a move on his girl, she's actually the opposite of him. She's a straight A+ student. She's really preety, we're from the same city back in Poland. And she doesn't do drugs, except for the percocet or oxycontin that she'll be prescribed today...
 
Glockmatic said:
bail is usually set on how serious the crime was i believe

Yeah, that is a factor.

Also a factor is the likelyhood that the accused with flee - obviously related to the seriousness of the crime as you don't abscond from a petty theft charge whereas you might if you're facing a murder rap.

Another factor is wealth - this is linked to the likelyhood of the accussed fleeing as, teh more money you have the easier it is to fuck off out the country.

I mean, check the first factor: seriousness, & match it up with Tupac's trial.

It don't match....unless you bring the other two factors into it.
 
OxyContin said:
He's the type of a dumb ass who barely finished grade school, and quit high school after 3 weeks. He got into drugs and rap music when he came to the U.S. from Poland in 2000. He's the epitomy of a "wigger". I mean if you saw him...you'd understand. His teeth are rotten out from snorting coke. This dude is 6'2" feet tall and weights like a 140lbs.
.

lol, that sounds like rap music is as bad as drugs...

anyway, i hope the fool wont get out of jail for a long time
 
There are very few tell tail signs that you have been snorting coke - so how exactly did the police know unless he offered the information? (it takes less than 36hours for it to leave you body if the test is done via a piss test).

No offence but this all sounds unbelieveable, not saying its untrue...just saying its a fucking stupid! and u consider this guy a friend? i do my best to stay well clear of people like this...like Jay Z said...from a distance people cant tell who is who (cant remember the whole quote...someone help me out - its off the blueprint album - otherwise that quote makes no sense!)
peace
MX!
 
MX Red said:
There are very few tell tail signs that you have been snorting coke - so how exactly did the police know unless he offered the information? (it takes less than 36hours for it to leave you body if the test is done via a piss test).

No offence but this all sounds unbelieveable, not saying its untrue...just saying its a fucking stupid! and u consider this guy a friend? i do my best to stay well clear of people like this...like Jay Z said...from a distance people cant tell who is who (cant remember the whole quote...someone help me out - its off the blueprint album - otherwise that quote makes no sense!)
peace
MX!


That's why the title is called "a stupid friend"...

And notice that in the first paragraph I put the word 'FRIEND' in quotations, meaning I don't consider him a good friend. He's just a person I know.
 
One last thing...the girls were unconcssious...how did he just wake them up?

Yeah glad dude aint your friend...seem like a true dick!
peace
MX!
 

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