My dad made me show him my hands as I came out the bathroom to prove I washed them.

[roaches]

What the fuck was I thinking moving back home?

God damn this Bush economy.

 

[Rukas]

Are you serious? Haha.

Well, did you?

 

[Duke]

Did you use soap?

 

[Rukas]

Was it solid or liquid?


The soap I mean!

 

[_carmi]

lmao.

 

[S O F I]

I always thought you were Black, then I got info you're Pakistani. What's the deal?

The thread title makes me think your dad's Pakistani.

 

[Dogmatic187]

be thankful that's all he made you wash.

 

[ImmortalTech]

hahaha thats great, im doing that to my kids!

 

[roaches]

The soap was liquid. I terrorize the jam like... (c) Rebel INS. As far as I'm concerned, I was born in D.C. but I can tell good curry from bad and bhangra doesn't make my ears bleed... at least not immediately.

 

[roaches]

Old man just turned on the dish, put on his Urdu soaps, and asked me to rub his feet.

*slits wrists, takes laptop into bathroom, masturbates*

 

[Duke]

We feel for you. Do you want a pat on the back? A hug, mayhaps?