Murder The Poster Above You

AmerikazMost said:
stick a spitfire rod up your ass and burn you slow in a rotissiere

well done :thumb:



*attacks AmerikazMost with an Xbox and knocks him out*
*castrates him and glues his dick it to his hand*
*staples a sign saying "this is what happens when u jerk of to gay porn*
*takes out his balls in glues it to his feet*
*stitches his mouth closed*
*leaves him in the forest with some man eating midgets*

*I THEN TELEPORT TO PLANET NAMEK USING THE ANCIENT TECHNIQUE TAUGHT TO ME BY KING KAI, FROM THERE I FIND DENDI WHO TEACHES ME A RESSURECTION TECHNIQUE AND GIVES ME A BAG FULL OF SENZU BEANS*

*Amerikaz most gets up, looks at his hand, realises his dick is attached, screams but cant open is mouth, tries to run thefor crushing his testicals which were glued to his feet and eventually gets eaten by man eating midgets* :D
 
Yeshua activates his Guyver Bio-Booster Armour to protect himself from a downward assult. Then proceeds to slice Silleone's head off with blades protruding from my elbows. Says "Thug Life Biach! I'm outta here"
 
PaulyPac said:
fucker ! you only meant to post once

teleports from namek, and shots paulypac, teleports back to planet namek and blows up the...uh, in-ter,galac-tic..yeah the intergalactic cosmic beams of space and cuts of the route to namek, so THERE IS NO WAY U CAN GET ME, IM ON PLANET NAMEK AND THERES NO WAY TO GET THERE, SO IF I LEAVE I CANNOT COME BACK, GET THAT BITCHES,IM ALONE ON PLANET NAMEK AND U CANT GET ME. :D
 
Silleone said:
teleports from namek, and shots paulypac, teleports back to planet namek and blows up the...uh, in-ter,galac-tic..yeah the intergalactic cosmic beams of space and cuts of the route to namek, so THERE IS NO WAY U CAN GET ME, IM ON PLANET NAMEK AND THERES NO WAY TO GET THERE, SO IF I LEAVE I CANNOT COME BACK, GET THAT BITCHES,IM ALONE ON PLANET NAMEK AND U CANT GET ME. :D

Pulls a star trek look a like ship from his back pocket, flies to silleone, disembowls him with a acid coated hook.
 
2Pax said:
Pulls a star trek look a like ship from his back pocket, flies to silleone, disembowls him with a acid coated hook.

uses ressurecion techniqe learned from dendi, ressurects sticks a coat hanger up 2pax asshole and locks him in the room with michael jackson where he is brutally beaten with micheal jacksons cock and taunted by the inmates, the then gets his pehole fisted by whoopi goldburg.
 
one mc on dj said:
*starts throwing chingy cd's at silleone like a ninja*


*wonders why god hates him so much..*


*dodges chingy cds, uses superspeed and takes of one mc on djs's clothes of, teleports him infront of a huge crowd,the crowd then begin to riducle and laugh at the size of your small dick causing u to seizure and die*
 
*gets rejected by god again*

*comes back with clothes on*

*goes to a supermarket buys nellys energydrink*

*invites silleone to a dinner*

*starts a conversation and keeps calling silleone clarice*

*grabs his knife*

*cuts clarice's head open shares her brain with her*

* we love it*

*cut her wrists and let her bleed to death*

*start laughin*

* bows*
 
one mc on dj said:
*gets rejected by god again*

*comes back with clothes on*

*goes to a supermarket buys nellys energydrink*

*invites silleone to a dinner*

*starts a conversation and keeps calling silleone clarice*

*grabs his knife*

*cuts clarice's head open shares her brain with her*

* we love it*

*cut her wrists and let her bleed to death*

*start laughin*

* bows*

*eats a senzu bean given to me by dendi on planet namek*

*crushes one mc's testicles causing him to go in shock*

*sits him infront of a pc, goes to the pacboard forum and clicks on a jason g thread filled with Jasons bullshit opinions*

*gets the audio tape of jasons gs opinions and makes one mc's listen to it*

*turns on the tv filled with eminem videos*

*one mc blows up*


oh yeah

*sets kimbo on Thugstyle*
 
*Steps in to stop the fight before Kimbo gets his ass whooped*

*Kimbo insists on fighting*

*Laughs as Kimbo is tamed by the L.O.D operative*

*With Kimbo as our new pet, I tell him to maul Silleone*

*Kimbo does it then urinates on Silleone's bloody corpse like the good pet that he is*
 

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