Murder The Poster Above You

I take a slice of paper, hold your eyes open for about a minute, to get them nice and dry, then i cut them and watch you bleed. Then I run you over with a Greyhound bus.
 
mechman said:
I take a slice of paper, hold your eyes open for about a minute, to get them nice and dry, then i cut them and watch you bleed. Then I run you over with a Greyhound bus.

haha that was creative.. only problem is that u have no gas.. so u go to my gastation and i throw a match at the fumes which causes both of us to die which means no more life for either of us
 
I may look dead, but I stand up in the flames, and walk out with a Louisville Slugger with 29 9 inch nails jammed in the barrel in my left hand, and in my right I carry a 20 ft. long snow chain that I took off the bus. I whip you with the chain until you drop to your knees. Then, I swing the bat golf-style at your face. Several times if necessary.
 
well i walk into this killing field pull out my nine, blast mechman's head off. Start takin bong hits of salvia and get prepared to die hallucinating.
 
While you are in your hallucinatory state, I chop your head off with an axe. Then, I throw you off the Chrysler Building. Down and down you go.
 
mechman said:
I may look dead, but I stand up in the flames, and walk out with a Louisville Slugger with 29 9 inch nails jammed in the barrel in my left hand, and in my right I carry a 20 ft. long snow chain that I took off the bus. I whip you with the chain until you drop to your knees. Then, I swing the bat golf-style at your face. Several times if necessary.

i was already dead... theres no dropping on my knees after already being dead.... actually ... i came back to life and you got on ur knees for me
 
fUcK iT... I wIlL kILl u AlL, tHiS fOrUm iS gOiN dOwN !@! HahAhahahh! MaVeRiCk, BANG! yA dEaD! mEcHmAn! BANG! uR dEAD! HAHAHA!@!@!
 
*meanwhile*
in the midst of the radioactive aftermath, my remains are recovered by a team of medical scientists led by dr. rudy wells. taken to a classified location, the course of equipping my body with augmented body members begins.

to be continued…
 
but i use my hullucinted parachute and survive that shit, come back and let the rest of my nine off at spoons insantly leaving him in truama
 

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