man its impossible im sure

2Pax said:
I had an erection once in class and the teacher wanted me to come out front and draw something on the board, i had to tuck my penis behind the rim of my trousers to avoid embarassment


LMAO!! .. oh and cown .. are u actualy gay .. ??
 
2Pax said:
I had an erection once in class and the teacher wanted me to come out front and draw something on the board, i had to tuck my penis behind the rim of my trousers to avoid embarassment

LMAO

man girls jus don't know what it's like to have manhood
 
Hurts said:
I was just looking at the name of the forum Do for love..and it made me think of that movie 40 days 40 nights...ya know the dude who tries not to have sex for 40 days...Im sure no dude in here can do that....

a week tops... and thats tops...
 
2Pax said:
I had an erection once in class and the teacher wanted me to come out front and draw something on the board, i had to tuck my penis behind the rim of my trousers to avoid embarassment

Oh my God, are you serious? That must have been very embarassing.
 
Seeing as everyone else is commenting on it, 2Pax, I've had to do that shit before also, & I know some of my boys have had to use the tucking technique as well.

So there you have it. Tucking behind trousers/boxers is a tried & tested solution.
 
Cown said:
Why? You got a problem with gay men?

Didn't you say you're bisexual? Are you 100% homosexual or are you bisexual? I don't know which one is more weird...bisexuality or homosexuality.

What's weird about bisexuality is that one is attracted to two different genders at one time. That's like a dog falling in love with a turtle and a bird.
 
ItsmeyaC said:
i live closer so she may aswell come to me to relieve her frustration..
Yes but I am the master of the anus.. No girl can resist that

H.E. Pennypacker said:
Didn't you say you're bisexual? Are you 100% homosexual or are you bisexual? I don't know which one is more weird...bisexuality or homosexuality.

What's weird about bisexuality is that one is attracted to two different genders at one time. That's like a dog falling in love with a turtle and a bird.

Honestly? I don't know myself anymore either...
 
H.E Pennypacker said:
What's weird about bisexuality is that one is attracted to two different genders at one time. That's like a dog falling in love with a turtle and a bird.

What a bisexual person really is, is someone who loves sex so much they'll do it with males or females, (which increases their chances of pulling), & in Cown's case, animals too.
 
The myth, the legend, the-quasisexual-fuck-anything-he-gets-his-hands-on man of mystery - SuperFreak has spoken!

How did I know? Hmmm, maybe it was that time I peeping through your bedroom window & the cat was squealing in a higher pitch than a Bee Gee on helium.

It's worthwhile to note that fucking your cat does not constitue 'getting pussy' okay?
 

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