Tell stories about hip-hop motherfuckers being violent. I'll start with the story I read on another board that inspired this thread:
* Pete Rock got his ass kicked and chased around at black-tie events, picnics, etc. by his former proteges the YGz. They were mad because he stopped supporting them after they got dropped from their label, avoided them, and thought he was giving them half-assed beats.
* Mr. Hyde, a Non Phixion affiliate, spent several months in jail after he was jumped by a group of men in a bar. He wrenched a knife away from one of his attackers, and stabbed them all.
* Craig G made fun of Necro and his crew's freestyling abilities, so Necro announced that he was gonna get Craig G at his own club at an event he hosted weekly. Necro showed up with a gun, and Craig G was nowhere to be found.
* Eric B, the original Suge Knight, was friends with DJ Polo. After Kool G Rap went solo, Eric B got his gangsta on, and suddenly G Rap left New York for the security of... Jersey? Connecticut? Naw, one of the early creators of gangsta rap was so shook that he took his ass to Arizona.
* De La Soul mentioned Naughty by Nature offhand in a song. Treach took it as a diss, went to a De La Soul show, put Posdnuos in a bear hug and began squeezing, and almost pulled the plug on him until security managed to get him off.
* 2Pac got shot. So did Biggie. So did Big L. We already know this, don't mention it.
* Pete Rock got his ass kicked and chased around at black-tie events, picnics, etc. by his former proteges the YGz. They were mad because he stopped supporting them after they got dropped from their label, avoided them, and thought he was giving them half-assed beats.
* Mr. Hyde, a Non Phixion affiliate, spent several months in jail after he was jumped by a group of men in a bar. He wrenched a knife away from one of his attackers, and stabbed them all.
* Craig G made fun of Necro and his crew's freestyling abilities, so Necro announced that he was gonna get Craig G at his own club at an event he hosted weekly. Necro showed up with a gun, and Craig G was nowhere to be found.
* Eric B, the original Suge Knight, was friends with DJ Polo. After Kool G Rap went solo, Eric B got his gangsta on, and suddenly G Rap left New York for the security of... Jersey? Connecticut? Naw, one of the early creators of gangsta rap was so shook that he took his ass to Arizona.
* De La Soul mentioned Naughty by Nature offhand in a song. Treach took it as a diss, went to a De La Soul show, put Posdnuos in a bear hug and began squeezing, and almost pulled the plug on him until security managed to get him off.
* 2Pac got shot. So did Biggie. So did Big L. We already know this, don't mention it.