interpret my dream

[roaches]

Me, Alec Baldwin, Gob from Arrested Development, and a short Indian chick are at a booth in a restaurant. We're all sitting on the same side. I'm trying to explain to the group something about how all great things have terrible endings, using the Wire as an example (which is strange, because I loved the fifth season). There's a tray with some chocolate mousse cake on the table. I tell Gob to slide it my way so I can grab a slice and he does. I don't immediately grab my piece, though, because I'm continuing my argument. I'm slurring the entire time. A waiter appears and starts picking up our dishes. I hold my arm out to get him to back off and reach for the tray and see that Alec Baldwin has taken the last slice of cake. I get really irate and start yelling at him. I try to punch him but my arms are like noodles and I can't apply any reasonable force. Enraged and on the point of tears, I get up and storm out of the restaurant. It's raining. The Indian chick follows me and starts apologizing at a distance for what Alec did, but it's not a real apology - it's romantic comedy dialogue. I instinctively know that we are about to fuck and that I should not kiss her because she's just going to flail her tongue around all and be all slobbery and won't pucker up or apply any suction or anything. She's suddenly wearing glasses. And then I wake up. The entire scene is cast in a cool blue light, like the scenes with rich white people in "Traffic" (great movie).

 

[Preach]

It means that you get bad ass, apparently. Lol.

 

[Duke]

It means you are a very disturbed individual.

 

[masta247]

Damn how could you not fuck that chick. Damn.

Anyway I had some of the most fucked up dreams today too.

 

[Preach]

It's sort of interesting that the two of you mentioned it, because I had a dream about keco tonight. She was seated with two really pale, chubby, skinned dudes. They were really ugly, like, they looked immensely hillbillyish and trash. I remember the setting and the people but not the plot, but I think the three of them were poking fun at one of my short-comings.